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Friday, December 13, 2024

In case you give a shit:

Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was hospitalized after being injured while traveling with a congressional delegation in Luxembourg, her office said Friday.

Pelosi, 84, “sustained an injury during an official engagement and was admitted to the hospital for evaluation,” her spokesman Ian Krager said in a press release.
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-Thomas

44 comments:

  1. Having sampled some Kraut schnapps the stumble bum stumbled

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  2. Alcohol poisoning, I thought she was a professional?

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  3. Drunk on her ass...

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  4. Nope, no shits given.

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  5. CODEL = Boondoggle = Taxpayer Funded Vacation. I don't think DOGE will ever come close to addressing the massive Fraud, Waste and Abuse (FWA) that goes on each day in US Government, but this would be a great place to start

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    1. There should be a national program for swearing in DOGE deputies from among the American people. Earnings come out of confiscated assets of crims like this ol hag.

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  6. Surprised to learn Liches could be physically injured...

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    1. You have to use a +3 Rug of Tripping or better, but, yes, you can hurt liches...

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  7. Tiny Luxemburg. Other than tax payer paid drunkcation why are our reps going there?

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    1. Maybe Luxembourg has world class hookers and gigolos. That's always a possibility.

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    2. Other than tax payer paid drunkcation why are our reps going there?"  Three simple letters W-E-F.  Going to Switzerland would be a dead giveaway they were talking to their dear leader Klaus Schwab.

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  8. off on a another taxpayer paid for vacation ? God, it is real easy to hate these assholes !
    like she cares anything about WW2 ? NO. just another free ride on our dime.

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  9. Here's hoping the 'ol gin hag broke her neck. FNP FJB

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    1. I'd settle for "hip". Longer, slower, more painful death...

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  10. Those Pelosis really know how to get hammered!
    -lg

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  11. Yeah, no shits given but thank you for the update.

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  12. Skeletor has fallen and is too drunk to get back up
    Fuck that bitch
    JD

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  13. I do give a shit, I hope she broke her neck.

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  14. Can US citizens open numbered and highly secretive bank accounts in Luxembourg? Asking for a friend.

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    1. Yes. But usually requires actually being present to open the account.

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    2. " But usually requires actually being present to open the account."
      A-HAA!
      I suppose being present is also a requirement to make deposits or withdrawals, especially big ones.

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  15. A broken hip for Christmas?

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  16. "Former U.S. House of Speaker Nancy Pelosi has been admitted to a hospital in Luxembourg after suffering an injury, her office said in a statement. Pelosi, 84, suffered the undisclosed injury while traveling with a bipartisan Congressional delegation in Luxembourg to mark the 80th anniversary of the Battle of the Bulge. The injury came during an official engagement, her office said. She plans to continue working from her hospital bed."

    Good Lord, what a trooper this woman is. And what a Patriot she is!

    Hopefully she will be able to live out her life in a comfortable minimum-security prison after being convicted of orchestrating the January 6th "Insurrection" while her husband continues to frolic with clowns in their underwear in their Pacific Heights home.

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    1. Kinda like Diane Feinstein's "Shingles".
      Saw the photos where she returned to the Senate after recuperating and my first thought was "Shingles my ass; that woman has had a stroke."

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  17. Oh, just as she's been coming under suspicion for her connection to Luigi, she needs hospitalization overseas near the ancestral overlords. How convenient.

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    1. I didn't know she was Romanian...
      (Vlad Tepes reference.)

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  18. Pelosi fell down a marble staircase at the Grand Duke's Palace. She suffered a fractured hip according to Breaking911.

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    1. Forbes is saying "requires surgery", which would corroborate that. Article.specifically mentioned "marble staircase" also. Too bad for the old hag, now she will be out for the duration

      Tom762

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    2. Complications include sepsis, organ failure, pneumonia ... Trifecta anyone?

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    3. Anonymous 4:16, if not on her way out, period.|
      If it is just a broken hip and she's out of the picture for a while, I got fifty cents that says Pretty Pretty Gavin will try to slide someone into her place (gotta have one more vote) in the interim.

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  19. The booze is a lot stronger over in Europe... the weed, too.

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  20. Expert analysis concludes: "Alcohol was involved" .

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  21. Bang!! She should be dead.
    Heltau

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  22. Don't worry, Nancy, your husband is at home; he's just having some friends over for fun and games... And your stockbroker said he will probably be able to leave early for Christmas since you probably can't do any insider trading from a hospital bed in Luxe-embourg.

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  23. "In case you give a shit:" No, I don't believe I do.

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  24. FFS. Just how much of that 40-proof ice cream did she bring?

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  25. After the incident, Darwin was heard to say: "Shit... missed..."

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  26. At her age 30% having hip surgery die within a year.

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  27. That's a whole lotta words to say "Fell down while drunk on her ass. Again..."

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  28. It's nice to see such levels of sympathy. We'd be the same if Two Tier Kier cut his own throat while shaving . . .

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  29. That's too bad. I am sorry to learn she is in stable condition.

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