#1: A guy from Portland Oregon invented a machine to make waffle cones in 1912, made a fortune, sold the patent to Nabisco, and went on to start a hot springs resort that's still in business, Breitenbush Hot Springs.
Even if I had been standing right next to the white car in #9, I would be giving my best Sgt Schulz impression if someone asked me if I witnessed that.
Gonna say two unpopular things, not to troll but because they need to be said.
1. While white car is poorly parked, pickup trucks are large and unwieldy, difficult to maneuver in tight spaces, and that is the owners problem and not mine. Deliberate destruction of property is a crime, and the truck driver should be arrested, lose his license and insurance. It's not funny. 2. I know you guys love dogs; #7 is the exact reason why I carry a knife everywhere I go. Imagine that dog, running loose, latching onto your 5 year old child.
#4 Oops!
ReplyDelete#9 Works for me...
ReplyDeleteTypical pussy.
Deletehitting something that won't hit back.
#8 ... Damned racist ball. Someone call Ben Crump. And a whambulamps.
ReplyDelete#4 ground control was talking to Major Tom instead of attending to business.
ReplyDelete...DEI hires...
Delete#1: A guy from Portland Oregon invented a machine to make waffle cones in 1912, made a fortune, sold the patent to Nabisco, and went on to start a hot springs resort that's still in business, Breitenbush Hot Springs.
ReplyDeleteWow that's a cool story
DeleteCheck out Breitenbush Hot Springs' website. It's a beautiful place that's been taken over by Leftist loons.
DeleteLike all of western Oregon
Delete#5: Not unlike voting for Democrats.
ReplyDeleteI had to save #9. To quote Deadpool, "Stupid! Worth it." So much delicious catharsis in so few GIF frames!
ReplyDeleteEven if I had been standing right next to the white car in #9, I would be giving my best Sgt Schulz impression if someone asked me if I witnessed that.
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows you back into a parking spot.
Delete#5 knew a guy that pissed on one once. Now that was funny.
ReplyDelete#6 My eyes are bad. Can't tell if that's Who-pie, Joyless, or Rosie.
ReplyDeleteOpr-beast...
DeleteGonna say two unpopular things, not to troll but because they need to be said.
ReplyDelete1. While white car is poorly parked, pickup trucks are large and unwieldy, difficult to maneuver in tight spaces, and that is the owners problem and not mine. Deliberate destruction of property is a crime, and the truck driver should be arrested, lose his license and insurance. It's not funny.
2. I know you guys love dogs; #7 is the exact reason why I carry a knife everywhere I go. Imagine that dog, running loose, latching onto your 5 year old child.