#1: A guy from Portland Oregon invented a machine to make waffle cones in 1912, made a fortune, sold the patent to Nabisco, and went on to start a hot springs resort that's still in business, Breitenbush Hot Springs.
Even if I had been standing right next to the white car in #9, I would be giving my best Sgt Schulz impression if someone asked me if I witnessed that.
Our stock dog peed on the electric fence and for about a month after when he lifted his leg to pee it came out in spurts. When we took the fence down he wouldn't cross the spot it had been for several months.
Gonna say two unpopular things, not to troll but because they need to be said.
1. While white car is poorly parked, pickup trucks are large and unwieldy, difficult to maneuver in tight spaces, and that is the owners problem and not mine. Deliberate destruction of property is a crime, and the truck driver should be arrested, lose his license and insurance. It's not funny. 2. I know you guys love dogs; #7 is the exact reason why I carry a knife everywhere I go. Imagine that dog, running loose, latching onto your 5 year old child.
#2: Clever #4: If you meet a typical air traffic controller employee, you'll be amazed there aren't daily tragedies at airports. #6: I've seen her at the buffet. #9: I understand the sentiment, but these kind of anger issues are going to lead to people dying. A gentle nudge would have accomplished the same thing, and probably saved this guy from some fairly serious charges.
#4 Oops!
ReplyDelete#9 Works for me...
ReplyDeleteTypical pussy.
Deletehitting something that won't hit back.
#8 ... Damned racist ball. Someone call Ben Crump. And a whambulamps.
ReplyDelete#4 ground control was talking to Major Tom instead of attending to business.
ReplyDelete...DEI hires...
Delete#1: A guy from Portland Oregon invented a machine to make waffle cones in 1912, made a fortune, sold the patent to Nabisco, and went on to start a hot springs resort that's still in business, Breitenbush Hot Springs.
ReplyDeleteWow that's a cool story
DeleteCheck out Breitenbush Hot Springs' website. It's a beautiful place that's been taken over by Leftist loons.
DeleteLike all of western Oregon
Delete#5: Not unlike voting for Democrats.
ReplyDeleteI had to save #9. To quote Deadpool, "Stupid! Worth it." So much delicious catharsis in so few GIF frames!
ReplyDeleteEven if I had been standing right next to the white car in #9, I would be giving my best Sgt Schulz impression if someone asked me if I witnessed that.
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows you back into a parking spot.
Delete#5 knew a guy that pissed on one once. Now that was funny.
ReplyDeleteOur stock dog peed on the electric fence and for about a month after when he lifted his leg to pee it came out in spurts. When we took the fence down he wouldn't cross the spot it had been for several months.
Delete#6 My eyes are bad. Can't tell if that's Who-pie, Joyless, or Rosie.
ReplyDeleteOpr-beast...
DeleteHair ass. Hard to recognise because she wasn't horizontal.
DeleteGonna say two unpopular things, not to troll but because they need to be said.
ReplyDelete1. While white car is poorly parked, pickup trucks are large and unwieldy, difficult to maneuver in tight spaces, and that is the owners problem and not mine. Deliberate destruction of property is a crime, and the truck driver should be arrested, lose his license and insurance. It's not funny.
2. I know you guys love dogs; #7 is the exact reason why I carry a knife everywhere I go. Imagine that dog, running loose, latching onto your 5 year old child.
Knife? Good luck against two pitbulls. I carry a blackthorn walking stick and a gun. A knife also but that would not be my first resort.
DeleteJust like there are good and bad people there are good and bad animals and each needs to treated according to its disposition.
Cheers
Thor
#5- I love seeing stupid people get hurt.
ReplyDelete#5 dumbass. You test those things with a blade of grass.
ReplyDelete#6 reminds me of the IRS
ReplyDelete#9. I get it, but like the Subaru owner that crashed into the dealership, it's going to cost a fortune for that moment of bliss. Pay for sex instead.
ReplyDelete#2: Clever
ReplyDelete#4: If you meet a typical air traffic controller employee, you'll be amazed there aren't daily tragedies at airports.
#6: I've seen her at the buffet.
#9: I understand the sentiment, but these kind of anger issues are going to lead to people dying. A gentle nudge would have accomplished the same thing, and probably saved this guy from some fairly serious charges.