3 - I showed my co-worker where I get my bar and chains from, on my work computer. Now his personal phone is showing him ads for "The Duke's Parts" website. We only talked about it. He never looked it up on his phone. Reason #54823097856 why I don't have a cell phone.
18 - I've never gotten a birthday card that I wanted as much as the prospect of a woman letting me see and/or perhaps touch her boobs. Ever! No matter the size. Besides, I like small to medium boobs better than giant sloppy floppies.
#6 Potatoes spike your blood sugar faster than cookies. Check the glycemic index. #19 If you flip off cameras expect a cop to pull you over for some lame violation.
17. The Korean hooker said "baby, I want you to give me 12 inches and hurt me" . So I fucked her four times then told her that her sister was better.
ReplyDeleteGo Fund Me when I was a kid had a reel, and did not have a motor.
ReplyDelete3 - I showed my co-worker where I get my bar and chains from, on my work computer. Now his personal phone is showing him ads for "The Duke's Parts" website. We only talked about it. He never looked it up on his phone.
ReplyDeleteReason #54823097856 why I don't have a cell phone.
18 - I've never gotten a birthday card that I wanted as much as the prospect of a woman letting me see and/or perhaps touch her boobs. Ever! No matter the size. Besides, I like small to medium boobs better than giant sloppy floppies.
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
Came to chime in on 18 as well. If she was sharing them with me, I've always been delighted to be part of the activity.
Delete18. Same here. I prefer small tits. B cups are just right.
DeleteReel and no motor when I was 8 1/2.
DeleteGot to run the Toro when I was 10.
A little model airplane fuel in the gasoline really pepped it up.
A little too much and it punched a nice little hole in the exhaust valve…
Coelacanth
#6 Potatoes spike your blood sugar faster than cookies. Check the glycemic index.
ReplyDelete#19 If you flip off cameras expect a cop to pull you over for some lame violation.
Had a chuckle at #12. I suppose I’m doomed.
ReplyDelete#12 that is just funny right there.
ReplyDelete13: whats so special about cheesemakers?
ReplyDelete(Ifkyk)
Obviously, it’s not meant to be taken literally, it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
Delete#18 Love it. Hahahahaha
ReplyDelete#7. Thirty three years and yes, you are correct. The crazies come out!
ReplyDeleteHad a scanner #7 is true that thing went nuts on a full moon. So did my ex fiance. Dodged one there
ReplyDelete14 Uncontrollable laughter. Arkies.
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