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Friday, December 06, 2024

Well, the face tattoo seemed like a good idea at the time

The FBI is charging a Chicago man with bank robbery, saying agents were able to identify him by his face tattoos and records from the court-ordered GPS ankle monitor he wore during the holdup.
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10 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 6, 2024 at 7:14 PM

    Isn't multiculturalism grand!!

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  2. AnonymousDecember 6, 2024 at 8:06 PM

    Pure freakin genius! Would drown in a rain storm. Hopefully.

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  3. AnonymousDecember 6, 2024 at 8:10 PM

    And those crack FBI super sleuths made the easiest collar ever.

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  4. AnonymousDecember 6, 2024 at 8:25 PM

    Welp, we know who he voted for. And, we can pretty well guess who he'll be voting for from his prison cell. Right governor?

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  5. Univ of Saigon 68December 7, 2024 at 7:20 AM

    "I have Gun Give me the money Before I shot”

    The FBI was aided in the capture by the Federal Grammar Police.

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  6. AnonymousDecember 7, 2024 at 7:33 AM

    "Have gun will shot"
    Paladin would not have been impressed.
    - WDS

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  7. bogsidebunnyDecember 7, 2024 at 9:31 AM

    This story inspires me. Before I go on a bank robbing spree I'm gonna get me some of those temporary paste on tats.

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  8. AnonymousDecember 7, 2024 at 11:11 AM

    Borat sure has fallen a long way-

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  9. greggBCDecember 7, 2024 at 11:42 AM

    Teller should have used a red pen to correct his grammer and spelling then told him to go home and start over.

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  10. AnonymousDecember 8, 2024 at 7:28 AM

    These humanzees are a plague

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