A 29-year-old man in Florida is accused of killing a complete stranger, fatally stabbing the victim multiple times in the head and neck with a pronged barbecue fork [after] failing to attack his own mother and cousin.
Love the way homies used to honor Great White Men by naming their sons after presidents. Unfortunately, the practice has been all but abandoned and we get D'vaunte, Simian and Shit'Stainious making the news now.
Check out the impulse control on Loray, just pig-sticking a 40-50 year old Guatemalen drinking his beer and pedalling his bike in Florida not bothering nobody...
Neighbors are saying: Gee, he was just a gentle mild mannered guy until Trump won the election.
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ReplyDeleteLove the way homies used to honor Great White Men by naming their sons after presidents. Unfortunately, the practice has been all but abandoned and we get D'vaunte, Simian and Shit'Stainious making the news now.
Check out the impulse control on Loray, just pig-sticking a 40-50 year old Guatemalen drinking his beer and pedalling his bike in Florida not bothering nobody...
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