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Wednesday, December 04, 2024

Your Wednesday Morning Florida Report

A woman spent an hour shoplifting inside a Florida Dillard’s as her kids sat in her car, and as she came out of the store she saw the car was on fire. Nearby shoppers saw the kids in burning car and rescued the three children before they suffered serious injuries.

6 comments:

  1. 3 li'l pickaninnes in a car waiting for momma to run out of the store with a 64-inch HDTV. I wonder which one was the designated getaway driver. All 3 in fact. A team effort where one steers, one to shift into "D" and one to push down the throttle.

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  2. That swag was hot!
    -lg

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  3. Dedicated mom right there. Did you all not see where she dropped her loot to run to the kids aid?

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  4. "It looked like they had been in the car because they had little soot on their noses"

    How could you tell?

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  5. "...rescued the three children before they suffered serious injuries."
    So they rescued them, and then the kids suffered serious injuries after being rescued?
    Editors, what do they do? What are they for?
    Maybe "before they could suffer serious injuries."
    --Tennessee Budd

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