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Friday, January 24, 2025

"Bitch, do I look dead to you?"

A Maryland woman trying to renew her driver’s license was turned away because she’d been declared dead, driving her into the painstaking process of bringing herself back to life.

11 comments:

  1. GOT TO LOVE THE DMV ! two of my kids have army birth records. I can't tell you how much fun that was to get them thru the DMV morons ! with my son, the head guy who ran the place came out and told said moron, "if the US ARMY says he was born then and there. then he was !" so, yeah. I can only image how hard this might have been to do with those clowns !
    and again, I have to ask, just where do you find these people ? the staff I mean. dave in pa.

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  2. I'm from the gommint and I'm here to help.

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  3. This situation could be milked for profit. The dead have certain privileges. Such as not being chargeable for hopping over the counter and stapling a dmvidiot's earlobes to its kneecaps.

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  4. The dead man in Yossarian’s tent, comes to mind.

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  5. Must be DEI working there

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  6. Declared dead so that means she voted Democrat a dozen times last November.

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  7. On the plus side, since you're dead, you could get away with murder!
    -lg

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  8. If the IRS thinks you're dead then why file tax returns...or pay taxes at all?

    Cheers, Thor

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    1. Because screw death. The only real certainty is tax.

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  9. A friend of mine was divorced. Her ex decided to avoid child support by vanishing. Seven years later she had him declared dead and was then able to tap his social security benefits for their children. The following year, she received his tax refund. He'd moved to Hawaii and Hawaii refused to release information about him and garnish his wages. He had quite a bit of trouble trying to prove he was in fact alive. Eventually he flew back to Kansas to prove he was alive and was arrested and jailed for failing to pay child support. Even after all that Hawaii still refused to help with the support garnishment and refused to extradite him for court summons. That all happened in 1990 . Lost track of her about ten years later when she retired and moved to Florida.

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  10. "The Social Security Administration sent News4 a statement saying its records are highly accurate ". Bullshit. I was just e mailed someone else's Social Security statement. This guy was from North Carolina and I live on the Left Coast.

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