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Friday, January 24, 2025

"Bitch, do I look dead to you?"

A Maryland woman trying to renew her driver’s license was turned away because she’d been declared dead, driving her into the painstaking process of bringing herself back to life.

18 comments:

  1. GOT TO LOVE THE DMV ! two of my kids have army birth records. I can't tell you how much fun that was to get them thru the DMV morons ! with my son, the head guy who ran the place came out and told said moron, "if the US ARMY says he was born then and there. then he was !" so, yeah. I can only image how hard this might have been to do with those clowns !
    and again, I have to ask, just where do you find these people ? the staff I mean. dave in pa.

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    1. DMVtards are the rejects that couldn’t pass the ATF tests.

      TMF Bert

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  2. I'm from the gommint and I'm here to help.

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  3. This situation could be milked for profit. The dead have certain privileges. Such as not being chargeable for hopping over the counter and stapling a dmvidiot's earlobes to its kneecaps.

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  4. The dead man in Yossarian’s tent, comes to mind.

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  5. Must be DEI working there

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  6. Declared dead so that means she voted Democrat a dozen times last November.

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  7. On the plus side, since you're dead, you could get away with murder!
    -lg

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  8. If the IRS thinks you're dead then why file tax returns...or pay taxes at all?

    Cheers, Thor

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    1. Because screw death. The only real certainty is tax.

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  9. A friend of mine was divorced. Her ex decided to avoid child support by vanishing. Seven years later she had him declared dead and was then able to tap his social security benefits for their children. The following year, she received his tax refund. He'd moved to Hawaii and Hawaii refused to release information about him and garnish his wages. He had quite a bit of trouble trying to prove he was in fact alive. Eventually he flew back to Kansas to prove he was alive and was arrested and jailed for failing to pay child support. Even after all that Hawaii still refused to help with the support garnishment and refused to extradite him for court summons. That all happened in 1990 . Lost track of her about ten years later when she retired and moved to Florida.

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  10. "The Social Security Administration sent News4 a statement saying its records are highly accurate ". Bullshit. I was just e mailed someone else's Social Security statement. This guy was from North Carolina and I live on the Left Coast.

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    1. Computers do exactly what they're instructed to do.
      You might want to inquire if your address has been used for fraud in that person's name.

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  11. With all the tax advantages, why would anyone try to get declared alive?!?!?! FUCK IT BABY!!!!!

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  12. As a retired gubmint employee, I can say there are certain folks who view that gubmint paycheck as middle class welfare and they shouldnt be expected to do anything to draw it. I was at the mailroom and heard the clerks complaining how “ this would be a good job if it wasnt for those workers” I poked my head in the window and pointed out that their job was to support those “workers” and without them they wouldnt have a job. That went as well as you would expect when an old white manager checks a nubian princess.

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  13. Just spent 4.5 hours yesterday at the DMV to get a licence when we moved to NC. Had to take my original birth cert, original social security card, passport, bank statements and utilities in my name and proof of insurance. Can't tell you how many ppl waited forever, only to be turned away bc the policy was in spouse's name or parent's. It was absolutely insane. And they required you to scan some stupid square code to check in, and not everyone had a cell phone. One poor old lady sat for two hours and wasn't checked in bc she didn't know how to scan the code. Hate the DMV.

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  14. The movie "Brazil" level bureaucracy. In post modern America.

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  15. Claiming you're alive, not dead, is the pointy end of identity theft, isn't it? Or fake identity?
    I AM waiting for someone to play it the other way, like above. "I'm dead, and the dead don't pay taxes! FOAD!"

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