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Friday, January 17, 2025

Friday night's gifs

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    1. Time for the kid to stop playing video games and go outside.

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    2. Looks like Dad or Grandpa could use some outdoor time as well.

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    3. Bordering on abuse of the elderly. Probably, video gamer was habitating there, not helping, and didn't believe the warnings. Merry Christmas ya fat sloth. Too many parents have unproductive adult aged offspring taking advantage of the parents, which is abuse.

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  2. 6. One of my lodge brothers is part owner of a 3 inch rifled gun that was part of Sanford's Battery of the Army of Mississippi. He and his partners compete in artillery competitions. They brought it to our sesquicentennial celebration in 2014 and fired 2 one pound report charges. It was impressive. They claim they can put a 9 pound shell through a house window at 2 miles.

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    1. Yes, but that’s after it’s zeroed in, which takes a lot of shots.

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    2. I'm thinking that wherever it hits a new window will be installed.

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    3. Only in America br, only this place.

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  3. Number 10. What a match they made.
    Heltau

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    1. Didn’t get any that night and probably none any other night after that

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    2. another case of can't leave the damn phone alone for a minute....

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  4. #5 That isn't an ordinary hammer. It is known as a FUBAR. I kid you not and it just made that game console FUBAR

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  5. #2. LAPES. Low Altitude Parachute Extraction System. The military has been doing it for ages.

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    1. That looks like a Sky Van. I used to jump outa one at Hollister. Good ride.

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    2. Short Brothers SC-7 maybe? They had lots of variations, but flew well for their purpose. STOL.

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    3. I believe that is from the movie Cannonball Run 2.

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    4. Yep, just rewatched it for the umpteenth time a couple of weeks ago.

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  6. #3 is the story of the capitol police on J6

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    1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzidI512LNg

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  7. #3 See if he ever helps the police again.

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  8. 5 Mom will be mad because grandpa ruined junior's Christmas. He will take Jr. out shopping for a new one as soon as the stores open.
    10 He won't have to worry about her bothering him for about a week. Next Sunday he will take her to Olive Garden to make up with her.

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    1. nar, I think he was already tired of her sh%t and dumped her soon after. That's what I would have done. Reminds me of this one -

      Once upon a time, a handsome Prince asked a beautiful Princess...

      "Will you marry me?"

      The Princess said "NO!"

      And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and went fishing, and hunting, and played golf, and f&cked women half his age, and drank beer, and scotch and had tons of money in the bank, and snorted white powder off of strippers naked butts, and bought as many guns as he wanted and scratched his balls without criticism and left the toilet seat up.

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  9. Always enjoy Saturday morning GIFs.

    #7 - Bouncy cars - can't understand the point at all. So, deliberately crashing them seems even more pointless.

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    1. I think one was supposed to jump over the other.

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    2. Yeah, that is some stupid shit.

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  10. #5

    MOM - "Junior - for the last time, come to the table and EAT !"

    JUNIOR - "Wait - ten more bananas and I'm King of the Monkey People !"

    GRANDPA - "Fuck this noise ..."

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  11. #3) This was Woodland Mall in Kentwood MI on December 26, 2011. The running kid is not a shoplifter and the puncher isn't helping the cop. They were both gang-members involved in a huge running brawl, both inside and outside the mall property. The mall was closed for the night because of these fights.

    There were many similar incidents at this mall in my web search. Bad stuff appears to happen regularly at this specific mall. It was very difficult to narrow down which gang brawl / shoplifting spree / carjacking / whatever produced this specific video.

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    1. My son lives in Grand Rapids. He works for a company called Woodland Airstream as a maintenance tech, fixing any kind of trailer that comes in. It is not that far away from this mall. The mall area is not very nice, but my son lives in a nice apt. next to the Amway Grand convention center, right on the Grand River.
      Grand Rapids is the kind of city where you can walk one direction in the evening and be pretty safe, but if you head in the other direction, you better have several friends with you carrying AR 15's.

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    2. It's getting to the point there are no safe directions. The diversity is creeping into formerly safe neighborhoods. I see hookers on alpine avenue in the middle of the day. Homeless people are everywhere now and ranging further and further out into the countryside stealing whatever ain't nailed down. Used to be a nice place to live, till they emptied the asylums and quit enforcing laws. Cops aren't even responding to theft complaints anymore, it's a waste of their time to file paperwork.

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  12. #3 No good deed goes unpunished.

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  13. #1 - Brilliant!!! You can tell that the libtard snowflakes did not think of this one.

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  14. #9 - Practice makes perfect.

    #10 - IMHO a typical Celtics fan couple.

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  15. #5 - If that's your parenting style, you've failed miserably.

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  16. #2: Good insertion.

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  17. 5: If this isn't staged, I'm getting "violent dementia patient" vibes here. I'm reminded of some stuff I went through with my father right before we had to put him in long term care. It was scary.

    OTOH I'm sure my parents both wanted to do this to the toys they bought me a few times. Now I'm an adult and the choice to waste away my life is mine alone!

    10: High school sweethearts who've both let themselves go? Now they just sort of tolerate each other, most of the time.

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  18. I’m still stuck on #1.

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