It's so hard to find a reliable falconer these days. It's takes a special type of person to dedicate their lives to the art of falconry. To earn the trust of a majestic raptor requires years of tedious training. Years of dedication and patience to get your falcon (or in this case an eagle, but apparently you still call people who handle eagles 'falconers') to the point where it can properly represent an Italian football club the way Olimpia the Eagle has for the past 14 seasons.
Which makes it such an enormous punch in the gut when your trusted falconer undergoes big penis surgery and proudly blasts a post-op dick & face selfie out to the entire world on his Instagram story.
MORE-WiscoDave
You must love the little birds so much to give them this to perch on.
ReplyDelete-lg (with apologies to Rostand)
"As I've always said, if you're an Italian soccer club looking to hire a team falconer, Instagram penile implant posts are just gonna be part of the whole deal.
ReplyDeleteI mean, it's like the dummies who go out and buy a BMW then are completely shocked when the first oil change is like $200."
- David Burge @iowahawkblog