Officers arrested a grand theft auto suspect in Upland after he attempted to sneak back onto the crime scene in the car he had just stolen, police announced Friday.
He didn't steal it, he was just borrowing it! And if you borrow something you have to return it, right? Simple miscommunication! Or the more likely explanation: Yes, he is that stupid. Dang. Though the officers characterizing it as “Clearly, this guy makes poor life choices and he wasn’t done yet,” is hilarious.
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He didn't steal it, he was just borrowing it! And if you borrow something you have to return it, right? Simple miscommunication!
ReplyDeleteOr the more likely explanation: Yes, he is that stupid. Dang. Though the officers characterizing it as “Clearly, this guy makes poor life choices and he wasn’t done yet,” is hilarious.
John G.