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The new spokesperson (pronouns she/her/fat/ass) for Ozempic.Glorious!
Apparently, the good people at Mammoet were busy.
Aaaaaand......She's Black!
It could be her diabetes, or looming cardio/renal failure could make her lawsuit moot.
A "rapper".
Dank Demoss, quarter ton. She'd make the back drag. She would be a load in a stock trailer.
She'd be a load for a RediMix.
It's a 'boon, my Lord, on a flat-bed Ford, slowin' down to take a cake or three.Enjoy the earworm as it twerks in your cranium.
Congrats, You win the internet today.
"You can't handle the truth" your morbidly obese and you'll be lucky to live to see the money
This vehicle may have been capable of handling that load...https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes-Benz_W31#/media/File%3AMercedes_Benz_G4_1938_b.jpg
Is the seat?
Saw a meme that because of situations like this, Lyft is starting a spin off company using warehouse machinery to transport fat people.....they named it “Forklyft”........Hahahaha......
Nothing wrong with her a couple dozen flensing hits with a blubber knife wouldn't cure.
If she has to haul ass it's going to be multiple trips
Hard on the springs and getting the shit stain out of the upholstery is a bitch.
should have ordered a fork lyft
Ba-dum-boom!🥁-lg
Wouldn’t it be ironic if she can’t fit through the metal detector at the courthouse? (RickeyG)
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The new spokesperson (pronouns she/her/fat/ass) for Ozempic.
ReplyDeleteGlorious!
Apparently, the good people at Mammoet were busy.
ReplyDeleteAaaaaand......
ReplyDeleteShe's Black!
It could be her diabetes, or looming cardio/renal failure could make her lawsuit moot.
ReplyDeleteA "rapper".
ReplyDeleteDank Demoss, quarter ton. She'd make the back drag. She would be a load in a stock trailer.
ReplyDeleteShe'd be a load for a RediMix.
DeleteIt's a 'boon, my Lord, on a flat-bed Ford, slowin' down to take a cake or three.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the earworm as it twerks in your cranium.
Congrats, You win the internet today.
Delete"You can't handle the truth" your morbidly obese and you'll be lucky to live to see the money
ReplyDeleteThis vehicle may have been capable of handling that load...
ReplyDeletehttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes-Benz_W31#/media/File%3AMercedes_Benz_G4_1938_b.jpg
Is the seat?
DeleteSaw a meme that because of situations like this, Lyft is starting a spin off company using warehouse machinery to transport fat people.....they named it “Forklyft”........Hahahaha......
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with her a couple dozen flensing hits with a blubber knife wouldn't cure.
ReplyDeleteIf she has to haul ass it's going to be multiple trips
ReplyDeleteHard on the springs and getting the shit stain out of the upholstery is a bitch.
ReplyDeleteshould have ordered a fork lyft
ReplyDeleteBa-dum-boom!🥁
Delete-lg
Wouldn’t it be ironic if she can’t fit through the metal detector at the courthouse? (RickeyG)
ReplyDelete