#1 No! You're an asshole. #5 The first thing a student pilot learns is what to do in a stall and it's kind of scary. It must be exhilarating to have this kind of control. #6 Old man commits a felony just to mean. Even I'm not that heartless. #8 Now nobody can get out. Another asshole.
that seems to be standard in Philly. used to live there myself up to 8-9 years ago when i retired and left that shithole of a city. damn shame too as it was a neat place back in the 1960's-70's. but having 4-6 inches between you and the car in front or rear was a normal thing depending on where you parked. but driving was a lot safer than taking SEPTA anywhere after the 1990's dave in pa.
My back is screwed up from 50 years of hard work. I can live with that. I couldn't live with the idea that my bad back was a result of 50 years of doing stupid shit.
#10 happened to me last Monday, except there was no chair and it was on my icy deck stairs.
My slippers shot 30 feet across the yard and the lower half of my back is a pleasant shade of green-yellow. A half-dozen frozen 2x6 edges sure do leave a mark.
#9 City Slickers 3
ReplyDelete#10 shoe fly
9 and 10 hey Y'all watch this.
ReplyDelete#1 No! You're an asshole.
ReplyDelete#5 The first thing a student pilot learns is what to do in a stall and it's kind of scary. It must be exhilarating to have this kind of control.
#6 Old man commits a felony just to mean. Even I'm not that heartless.
#8 Now nobody can get out. Another asshole.
#10 I would have been more impressed if it had knocked his socks off...
ReplyDeleteWhile 8 is a great parking job, it's also kind of a dick move in that the guy behind him likely cannot get out now.
ReplyDelete#8 - I lived in Philly for a number of years, and I can still park like that.
ReplyDeletethat seems to be standard in Philly. used to live there myself up to 8-9 years ago
Deletewhen i retired and left that shithole of a city. damn shame too as it was a neat place back in the 1960's-70's. but having 4-6 inches between you and the car in front or rear
was a normal thing depending on where you parked.
but driving was a lot safer than taking SEPTA anywhere after the 1990's
dave in pa.
#10's shoes are never coming back down
ReplyDelete6. Old man has a beat down coming his way
ReplyDeleteIt's grandma, not grandpa
Delete#10 I can imagine what that did permanently to his back.
ReplyDeleteMy back is screwed up from 50 years of hard work. I can live with that. I couldn't live with the idea that my bad back was a result of 50 years of doing stupid shit.
DeleteBut then, I grew up in a different time.
#3- Corgi Chiropractic LLC
ReplyDeleteDo we have a heartbeat nurse?
DeleteI think number four has a penetration injury.
ReplyDelete#10 happened to me last Monday, except there was no chair and it was on my icy deck stairs.
ReplyDeleteMy slippers shot 30 feet across the yard and the lower half of my back is a pleasant shade of green-yellow. A half-dozen frozen 2x6 edges sure do leave a mark.
#4 - The Gay Agenda in 10 seconds.
ReplyDelete"Let me push your stool in"
5 She stopped at least 45 degrees early. Major deductions.
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