A Florida housekeeper who was once regarded as a loyal and trusted caregiver has been accused of turning on her elderly employer in a shocking spree of theft and violence after being denied a $500 Christmas bonus.
Heather's pretty cute. When she gets out of the slammer, I'll be happy to employ her. She can do whatever she wants with me including pulling out my toenails with her teeth.
Cute? Damn, her mugshot sure doesn't do her any favors, and the other "incidental" shots in the story leave me wholly unimpressed; she's on the lower side of average if I'm being generous, and she's frumpy at that. The hoeflation is out of control. Oh, and she's fuckin' crazy, which is always bad call to get involved with. Yeah man, she's the total package.
I've blown off cuter girls than that, because I could recognize the crazy as a clear and present danger, even with my judgement clouded by a raging hard on. Knock yourself out if you really want to go there, but remember I warned against it.
Masochistic? Nah, I don't like the pain, but making others happy dampens my agony. For instance, I get great pleasure seeing the smiles of pleasure on young, lovely lady's faces as they twist the barbwire around my nuts.
Heather's pretty cute. When she gets out of the slammer, I'll be happy to employ her. She can do whatever she wants with me including pulling out my toenails with her teeth.
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Cute? Damn, her mugshot sure doesn't do her any favors, and the other "incidental" shots in the story leave me wholly unimpressed; she's on the lower side of average if I'm being generous, and she's frumpy at that. The hoeflation is out of control. Oh, and she's fuckin' crazy, which is always bad call to get involved with. Yeah man, she's the total package.
DeleteI've blown off cuter girls than that, because I could recognize the crazy as a clear and present danger, even with my judgement clouded by a raging hard on. Knock yourself out if you really want to go there, but remember I warned against it.
Masochistic? Nah, I don't like the pain, but making others happy dampens my agony. For instance, I get great pleasure seeing the smiles of pleasure on young, lovely lady's faces as they twist the barbwire around my nuts.
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What a pos. Karma will follow her.
ReplyDeletebogs cute= few beers fuckable, if the bar was otherwise empty
ReplyDeleteFinancial illiterate lunatics will do crazy things for money. Except saving their own...
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