You wouldn't believe how many bottles of pee truckers throw out the window. I'd always stop and find a bush. #12 Firemen put their turnouts in their boots so they can hop out of bed straight into their pants and boots to save time. I thought you couldn't send cremated remains through the mail as it's considered hazardous waste.
Cremated remains can be shipped through the mail. When my wife's son died a few years ago, the place that cremated him asked if I wanted to pick the ashes up myself or did I want them mailed to me. Naturally, the USPS being the USPS, I drove the 75 miles down there to pick them up.
My first thought when I saw the USPS label was "No way I am entrusting my Father's ashes to the United States Postal Service.
Among other reasons, I just received a second Christmas card from a friend. This latest card was postmarked 2022. I told my bride, "Well, at least they got the season right, even if it was two years late.
The Old GuyJanuary 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM That's Firefighters. Firemen tend boilers. JeremyRJanuary 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM I don't think he's a firefighter or fireman. Actually I was both a fireman and a firefighter. There's a big difference.
#5: When you yell to mom: "Dad came" and your mother yells back, "Big fucking deal that selfish son-of-a-bitch always told me that, but he never got me there".
Had a guy at a trucking company i worked for that used to piss in his truck into a bottle. If your truck was being worked on and he was off and the dispatcher gave you his truck, you'd say, "fuck that", you just went home. Nobody would drive his truck.
No "human range extending device"? Found one on a smallish airplane one time, and had no no idea WTF. A funnel, under the seat, and a piece of 1/4" hose plumbed down the back of the landing gear. Connect the dots.
#5: The funeral home called to say my dad's ashes were ready for pickup. I placed the box on the front seat next to me and headed home. I got a good laugh thinking that it was the first (and only) time the old man drove with me and didn't bitch about my driving. Memories. - WDS
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You wouldn't believe how many bottles of pee truckers throw out the window. I'd always stop and find a bush.
ReplyDelete#12 Firemen put their turnouts in their boots so they can hop out of bed straight into their pants and boots to save time.
I thought you couldn't send cremated remains through the mail as it's considered hazardous waste.
That's Firefighters. Firemen tend boilers.
DeleteI don't think he's a firefighter or fireman.
DeleteOh geez, don't mention hazardous waste. There are environmentalists who think germs and viruses can survive the cremation process.
DeleteCremated remains can be shipped through the mail. When my wife's son died a few years ago, the place that cremated him asked if I wanted to pick the ashes up myself or did I want them mailed to me. Naturally, the USPS being the USPS, I drove the 75 miles down there to pick them up.
DeleteUSPS rules on shipping cremated remains.
Deletehttps://about.usps.com/publications/pub139.pdf
My first thought when I saw the USPS label was "No way I am entrusting my Father's ashes to the United States Postal Service.
DeleteAmong other reasons, I just received a second Christmas card from a friend. This latest card was postmarked 2022. I told my bride, "Well, at least they got the season right, even if it was two years late.
The Old GuyJanuary 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
DeleteThat's Firefighters. Firemen tend boilers.
JeremyRJanuary 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I don't think he's a firefighter or fireman.
Actually I was both a fireman and a firefighter. There's a big difference.
Nah, JeremyR, but ima bettin’ she a coalburner.
DeleteIiked soooo many of them today. thank you
ReplyDelete#5: When you yell to mom: "Dad came" and your mother yells back, "Big fucking deal that selfish son-of-a-bitch always told me that, but he never got me there".
ReplyDeleteWife is having me cremated and housed on a dick shaped urn. Hope she splurges for ribbed.
ReplyDeleteShe can get a glass one made with your ashes mixed in.
Delete#18: Me? Velma...
ReplyDelete#7 made me spit diet coke out of my nose! You bastards!
ReplyDelete#7 - I am a pretty boldface and I border on inappropriate but that one is pretty mean.
ReplyDeleteHad a guy at a trucking company i worked for that used to piss in his truck into a bottle. If your truck was being worked on and he was off and the dispatcher gave you his truck, you'd say, "fuck that", you just went home. Nobody would drive his truck.
ReplyDeleteNo "human range extending device"?
DeleteFound one on a smallish airplane one time, and had no no idea WTF. A funnel, under the seat, and a piece of 1/4" hose plumbed down the back of the landing gear. Connect the dots.
#8 - Roundup should take care of that!
ReplyDelete#17 Truth. I see in the picture they got the 8" lift, 30" wide tires with wheel spacers, and gazillion lumen LED headlights correct also.
ReplyDeleteNeck
#18 -- Who the hell would fuck with Daphne when Velma is literally RIGHT THERE.
ReplyDelete#19: Do truckers use funnels?
ReplyDeleteSome do. You can buy them at truck stops.
Delete#5: The funeral home called to say my dad's ashes were ready for pickup. I placed the box on the front seat next to me and headed home. I got a good laugh thinking that it was the first (and only) time the old man drove with me and didn't bitch about my driving. Memories.
ReplyDelete- WDS