You wouldn't believe how many bottles of pee truckers throw out the window. I'd always stop and find a bush. #12 Firemen put their turnouts in their boots so they can hop out of bed straight into their pants and boots to save time. I thought you couldn't send cremated remains through the mail as it's considered hazardous waste.
#5: When you yell to mom: "Dad came" and your mother yells back, "Big fucking deal that selfish son-of-a-bitch always told me that, but he never got me there".
You wouldn't believe how many bottles of pee truckers throw out the window. I'd always stop and find a bush.
ReplyDelete#12 Firemen put their turnouts in their boots so they can hop out of bed straight into their pants and boots to save time.
I thought you couldn't send cremated remains through the mail as it's considered hazardous waste.
That's Firefighters. Firemen tend boilers.
DeleteIiked soooo many of them today. thank you
ReplyDelete#5: When you yell to mom: "Dad came" and your mother yells back, "Big fucking deal that selfish son-of-a-bitch always told me that, but he never got me there".
ReplyDeleteWife is having me cremated and housed on a dick shaped urn. Hope she splurges for ribbed.
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