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Tuesday, January 28, 2025

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

A drunk tourist visiting Miami Beach, Florida, was arrested last weekend after he unleashed a racist tirade on a bartender — spewing “Hispanophobic’ remarks at the worker and telling him “Trump is going to deport your a–” — after being asked to pay his tab, police say.

20 comments:

  1. Jesus H... "Hispanophobic". Deport whomever came up with that crap.

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    1. "Hispanophobic"....(smh)
      Yeah, I thought the same thing.
      -lg

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    2. I was about to post the same comment
      JD

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    3. I'm kinda Latrinophobic myself.
      CC

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  2. Wow. So a drunk guys tirade is news now? I guess if it guys a narrative.

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  3. Ok, so this guy assaulted two employees and was arrested. The lede sure makes it sound like he was jailed for saying 'mean things' about the bartender. One has to read to the last paragraph to get the entire story. That includes traversing through several editorializing paragraphs in the middle of the story.

    No matter how much you hate journalists, it isn't enough.

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    1. Roger that! Sounds like the dickhead was from the Washington D.C. part of Virginia.
      He's lucky the staff didn't gang plie him for the cops.

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    2. I hate to break this to you, but it is not humanly possible to hate the media enough. Try though we might.

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  4. I don't like tofu. Does that make me Tofuphobic?

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  5. Wait a second here. The guy was arrested for attacking servers and raking a $130 tab that he refused to pay.
    It doesn't matter if the server was hispanic or not. If you drink $130 worth of beer you have to pay for that! The fact that this guy hates latinos or not has nothing to do with his jailing.

    Seems like this guy had no problem with the server being latino while he was getting drunk. He only remembered he hated latinos when it was time to pay.

    It is called law and order and personal responsibility.
    He deserves to be in jail. Theft is illegal. Assault is illegal regardless of the migratory status of the victim.

    Can't do the time, don't do the crime

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    1. Probably a retired cop drinking away his memories

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  6. latinx-o-fobe, can't blame em tho...those fukkers are savage bartenders

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    1. Coulda just told her she had a fat ass (or would by the time she was 30).

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  7. Half-hearted audition for the role of 'Florida Man'. Bro, dumb drunks are a dime a dozen in all 50 states. You need to up your game bigly.

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    1. This dumb drunk is not even from Florida! The guy was visiting from Virginia

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  8. He wanted to whoop some greaser’s ass. Then the cops showed up. I’m glad I gave up the juice. Haven’t had a hangover since. ET in Dixie

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