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Wednesday, February 26, 2025

A clean sweep

CULLMAN, Ala. – Five Hanceville Police Department officers and one spouse of an officer were indicted by a grand jury and arrested recently following an investigation into the August 2024 death of dispatcher Christopher Michael Willingham, 49. The grand jury also recommended the Hanceville Police Department be abolished.
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-WiscoDave

9 comments:

  1. So what actually happened? Lot of noise about indictments, but no account of how and why this guy died.

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  2. Ol' Kelso, he don't look too inbred at all....

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  3. Did they murder the guy ? I didn't see any motive.

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  4. Pigs gonna wallow...

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  5. I checked the mug shots. Appears Buford T. Justice slipped away in his '77 LeMans.

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  6. Okay, I live near Hanceville. I had the same first thought when looking at the mugshots: "Holy Shit! The lower-left is one inbred Shrek-looking motherf*cker." Even Alabamians are going, "What the hell?"

    Or maybe he was shot in the face, doused with gasoline, set on fire, and they fire put out with a rake and shovel.

    I'm an ugly dude. But I have never in my life felt so good looking. All things are relative, I guess.

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    1. Oh, come on! He's just having a bad hair day.

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    2. He looks like Ron Pearlman.
      That could explain Ron’s politics.

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