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HOPKINSVILLE, KY. (WZTV) — The Hopkinsville Police Department (HPD) reports the arrest of a woman accused of beating an emergency room nurse.
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Seriously, what the fuck? Even when a nurse ripped a catheter out of my dick like she was starting a chainsaw, I didn't feel an urge to attack her. I was told later though that I yelled "BITCH!!!" loud enough they could hear it all the way down at the nurse's station.
There are two theories of removing an indwelling catheter (chest, bladder, whatever). One is to attempt to distract the patient with an activity (usually, 'blow out hard') while pulling the tube. The other is a fast, unannounced yank. Neither is fun. A urinary catheter has the additional problem that it is 'retained' by a water filled balloon which must be emptied first. If the balloon is not fully deflated, it will really, really hurt. Exclamations of dismay are standard.
ReplyDeleteSounds like she forgot to empty the water from the bulb before extracting the cath.
ReplyDeleteNappy hair Symphony be lookin' like even Nurse Ratchet wouldn't want take her pulse.
ReplyDelete"Even when a nurse ripped a catheter out of my dick like she was starting a chainsaw..."
ReplyDeleteWell thank you very much, Sir. Now you can wipe all the coffee off my monitor.
Fortunately I had just set my cup down before reading that
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