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Thursday, February 13, 2025

Eh, I can wait until the next gas station


 

6 comments:

  1. Is that a baby clinton heading for the birth canal?

    TMF Bert

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  2. Those bastards put some thin on ya Ajax won't take off. The sting is worse then a hornets. I've been nailed a couple times. I saw kids cut off the stinger and let them crawl all over themselves or who ever they threw it on. Dubbed a Maui Toy.

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  3. Watch put for the purple ones, those are like a foot long or so, they get darker as they grow that big.

    One new guy in Schofield's East Range put on a glove that had a little one in it, got bit and had an almost instant catcher's mitt.

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    1. The entomologist at DPW on Wheeler used to keep a collection of them pined to his cubical wall back in the 90's.

      Scurvy

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  4. That's not even a very big one. Go do an image search on "Giant Texas Redhead Centipede". I hate those things. They'll crawl right up your leg.

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  5. On the bright side if one of them hails your dick as you sit to shit you'll instantly go from a slim-Jim 5 inch bleached bro to a foot-long big bull negro.

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