*****
When I first saw the headline to the story, my first thought was, "I wonder how they got his head out of a jar? Did they oil down his neck or what?" and then I watched the video and saw it was a plastic jug.
Plastic? And they took the dog to the cop shop to get it cut off using a pair of scissors? Are people nowadays so fucking helpless that they have to have a cop do something they could've and should've done themselves?