NEW YORK – Ka’Von Wooden loved trains. The 15-year-old had an encyclopedic knowledge of New York City’s subway system and dreamed of becoming a train operator.
Encyclopedic? D'umbass wouldn't be able to spell it, let alone recall the entry under "Roof". It says "Stay off it". No need to spend a cent to change anything. If someone wants to improve the gene pool by climbing out via something as obvious as a train roof, let them. Send the cleanup bill to his b'abymomma, since d'addy probably isn't back from the smoke shop.
"Making trains harder to climb, and train surfers more easy to detect with cameras and sensors..."
Oh yeah, of course, spend more taxpayer dollars in the futile effort to save ignoramuses from themselves. While we are at it, let's make cigarettes non-flammable, ladders no taller than two steps, cap liquor at 0.5% ABV and foam-pad the streets.
Can't say as I've ever mourned the loss of anyone with an apostrophe in their name.
When Ka’Von died ... literally two weeks later, another child died. And another one. That makes no sense,” his mother, Y’Vonda Maxwell, told The Associated Press, saying transit and law enforcement officials haven’t done enough. “Why should my child have not been the end?” Seems to me that the parents haven't done enough to educate their children about the dangers of doing dumb shit... Which we all have done at some time in our lives. Send those parents the bills for cleaning up the mess, maybe then they'll do their jobs as parents JD
Six dead in one year, 2024. Yes, that's sad, but how does that compare to fentanyl and gang wars for that year in NYC? Work on the bigger problem first.
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Somebody else's fault. Not mine for not teaching my kids to stay the fuck off of there.
ReplyDeleteHeader asks; "Can they be stopped"? My question is: "Why should they since it's their body their choice"?
ReplyDelete"Can they be stopped?".
ReplyDeleteYes.
Easy.
ONE time that's all they need.
Encyclopedic? D'umbass wouldn't be able to spell it, let alone recall the entry under "Roof". It says "Stay off it". No need to spend a cent to change anything. If someone wants to improve the gene pool by climbing out via something as obvious as a train roof, let them. Send the cleanup bill to his b'abymomma, since d'addy probably isn't back from the smoke shop.
ReplyDelete"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
ReplyDelete"Making trains harder to climb, and train surfers more easy to detect with cameras and sensors..."
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, of course, spend more taxpayer dollars in the futile effort to save ignoramuses from themselves. While we are at it, let's make cigarettes non-flammable, ladders no taller than two steps, cap liquor at 0.5% ABV and foam-pad the streets.
Can't say as I've ever mourned the loss of anyone with an apostrophe in their name.
MG
If it ain't broke , don't fix it.
DeleteWhen Ka’Von died ... literally two weeks later, another child died. And another one. That makes no sense,” his mother, Y’Vonda Maxwell, told The Associated Press, saying transit and law enforcement officials haven’t done enough. “Why should my child have not been the end?”
ReplyDeleteSeems to me that the parents haven't done enough to educate their children about the dangers of doing dumb shit... Which we all have done at some time in our lives.
Send those parents the bills for cleaning up the mess, maybe then they'll do their jobs as parents
JD
Just hose the mess off.
ReplyDeleteTrain operating lesson # one. Step one, you have to be inside the subway car to operate it .
ReplyDeleteNigga gonna nig.
ReplyDeleteWell... not anymore. LOL
Need a sign: "Do not put farm equipment on roof."
ReplyDeleteDon’t fuck with Mother Nature just let evolution take it’s own course.
ReplyDeleteKa'von went Ka'splat!
ReplyDeleteka'von is now officially ka'vOFF.
DeleteKavon, Yavonda, Kyesha,.... im sensing a pattern here..
ReplyDeleteOver the P.A.: "Darwin, Paging Charles Darwin.
ReplyDeletePlease report to lost and found to claim another one.
Than-kyu."
-lg
Six dead in one year, 2024. Yes, that's sad, but how does that compare to fentanyl and gang wars for that year in NYC? Work on the bigger problem first.
ReplyDeleteEasy fix; just put down a layer of Teflon on the roof. Let the little dumbos try to climb up on that.
ReplyDeleteCan they be stopped? Apparently.
ReplyDeleteLet's make the roofs easier to ride.
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