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Tuesday, February 25, 2025

Or you can maintain your shit

After a dog was killed by stepping on an electrified manhole cover in downtown Chicago on Saturday, city officials are advising dog owners to dress their pets in booties and direct them away from light poles when they need to pee.

1 comment:

  1. Five finger discount Air Jordans are sufficiently insulating to prevent the pavement apes from benefiting from free voltages. Can we park a fuel tanker somewhere nearby?

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