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Friday, February 28, 2025

Tastes like chicken

LAKELAND, Fla. (WWSB) - The Polk County Sheriff’s Office has arrested two men accused of stealing two black swans from the Highland Village neighborhood in Lakeland Thursday, Feb. 13.

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  1. goddamned methicans

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  2. 2 Springfield, Ohio Haitians on vacation.

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  3. Good on them. Black Swans are viscous bastards.

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  4. Had to check. Black swans are pretty pricey. Not sure why someone wants them around. They can be real butt holes. But it's not my chicken
    Backwoods Okie

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    1. Lakeland, Florida was gifted a pair of swans by Queen Elizabeth back in the 1950s. Since the, swans have become a local sort of tradition. There are swans, both living and artistic, all over the town.

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  5. Is this the Black Swan event I keep hearing about?

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