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Thursday, February 20, 2025

Thursday's gifs

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33 comments:

  1. #1 - stupid dog owners. Even a well-behaved dog might bite that kid.

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  2. 10 It's the Amazing Paper-Matic Ginsu Knife for when you absolutely, positively, without fail, have to slice the corner off a stack of papers !

    But that's NOT ALL.......order today and we'll throw in two......not one but TWO stacks of paper...that's EIGHT corners total; AMAZE your friends, IMPRESS your neighbors, TERRIFY your kids, enrich your local hospital. Send $ 19.95 (plus shipping and handling) to Box 105 Del Rio TX

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    1. Looks like it could be a Ginsu II.
      Ed

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    2. I want one. Bet I can get one at one of the local Thrift stores . Eastwood

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    3. Don't wave it around too fast or you'll start splitting atoms.

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    4. We all have to cut corners sometimes

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  3. #4 Chinese version of an Aussie land train?

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  4. A line of broken-down Tesla trucks.

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  5. I was thinking the same thing. However, the signs in the background don't have Chinese letters.
    Uncle Dave

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  6. #6 Knew a guy with a log cabin in the mountains with huge glass windows that was a slaughterhouse for birds.

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    1. I live in a rainforest and I put that blue painters tape on my windows to keep all the birds from crashing into them. Apparently birds can only see the reflection and not the glass.

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    2. I had a sparrow fall down my chimney into the stove pipe (there was no fire going). I opened the door wide, worked the pipe loose, the bird came out, and...

      ...flew at Mach Nuclear Chicken directly into the window over the kitchen sink. It was killed instantly. Dang it!

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    1. I’ve seen packs of ferals running in Alaska. You never want to go anywhere without a firearm.

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    2. Up in Northern Saskatchewan, some of the communities set aside one day per moth as "Dog Day," where all of the wild dogs are shot and collected (it has often been a deadly issue.) One particular day, an older fellow had a stroke (the coroner ruled it wasn't the cause of death,) and within seconds of him blacking out, the dogs began feasting on him RIGHT IN FRONT OF A STORE.
      I was on a flight to start my shift, and there was a young female reporter with a young camera "person" and she spoke of how excited she was to finally travel up north and do a report on the plight of Northern Inhabitants....... it also happened to be "Dog Day" where we were landing. We stepped out of the "terminal" (about the size of three outhouses) and watching a pickup drive by with four men with rifles sitting in the back, the look on their faces was priceless.

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    3. What is a camera “person”?

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    1. Mr Snuffy, that is a FAL

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    2. It's a FAL with the dust cover removed so you can see the bolt cycle.
      Al_in_Ottawa

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    3. The dead give-away that it's a FAL is the carrying handle on the side.

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    4. Yeah, I missed that on the first go round.

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    5. Metric pattern 50.00
      Austrian type carry handle
      with bipod
      Thank you Sir may I have another

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    6. Definitely an FAL, great rifles, had an inch pattern and a SGT 58. Sold the SGT frankenfal to buy an AR10 and an AR15. My AR10 is more accurate, lighter and easier to accessorize. Also, easier and cheaper to get spare parts for.

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  9. #5 I can't figure out it is from the goberment and here to help or if she was just trying to make him more flame retardant.

    Eastwood

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    1. Something was definitely retarded.

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  10. #2- Thank you for ordering from Gaza Home Depot- your delivery should be arriving between 5pm today and August 2028-

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  11. #2: Sex ed class cancelled, other school borrowed the donkey.

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    1. Tiny cannon. Probably shoots bb's or similar.

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    2. Mini cannon; very kool

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    3. I built one in .75 caliber. Very cool and potentially deafening if properly loaded

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