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Thursday, February 06, 2025

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  1. #4: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13070183/Missouri-mom-baby-killed-oven-accidentally-crib.html
    Ed

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    1. Beat me to it. What kind of crib has a on switch and a temp setting?

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  2. # 20. Ok well I have nothing for them
    JD

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    1. Besides the lime pit in the basement?
      -lg

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  3. #1: These guys showed up from Africa. They said "DAMNMUTHUFUKKAIT'SCOLD!!!" They went back to Africa. Then the VIKINGS showed up... The rest is history...

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    1. #1 is just out-takes from a NetFlix documentary.

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  4. #4. We all make mistakes...at least she's tryin.

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    1. On the plus side, the skin was golden and crispy, and the meat was tender and juicy.
      -lg

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  5. #20. Second date was to the gun range. If that scared her off, she wasn't worth dating.

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    1. Are you willing to accept that I'm a better shot than you? I've only found three males that could handle that and they were my father and two brothers.

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    2. No problem. Especially if you're willing to teach. My ego knows who I am and I have no qualms with people being better. I especially like it when one of my kids bests me at something.

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  6. My dentist says that much floss (18) would get him through eternity.

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  7. #10 .. The Fat Electrician gas a piece about Waffle House. Good stuff ..
    .. Brad in IL

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  8. 3: I remember being 10-11 (in the early 80s) and having a fridge that somewhat resembled this. Then for some reason we got a new fridge (not like the old one broke, that didn't really happen in those days) and that was the end of the magnets.
    6: The untapped solution for tranny kids and also for parents who want to force that shit on their kids.
    7: I just remembered...in high school (late 80s) the janitor used to go around to all the water fountains and run them for 10-15 minutes every morning, holding them all on with some coat hanger contraptions he made. Has me wondering all these years later if there was lead or something in the pipes and this was the school division's affordable mitigation plan.
    13: I try to be a good tipper, but a legitimately rude server gets nothing but a "say something" stare. It's not like I'll be back. And a "barista" behind a counter? Nope. Just no.

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  9. Yeah, I had one of those friends. When all was said and done, I pissed on his grave and went on with my life.

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  10. #5. Been there. Had it happen. Didn't even get a t-shirt.
    Jeffersonian

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