#9 - I was working on a defense related sales campaign in Saudi Arabia in the post Desert Storm, Pre 9/11 era and one night after I got home the phone rang. It was Mom and she said "you're not to go over there anymore" and hung up. That was the first time she told what to do since I was a teen which made it serious.
My Mom loves Jesus, Her Kids, Grandkids, and Great Grandkids and does not care about one other thing in this world. She's coming up on 90 and lives about 4 hours away. I fell in the garage a few weeks ago and had to go to the ER to get my knee x-rayed. She called out of the clear blue sky the next day and said "What happened to you?". I am not making this up. I'm an Engineer and a rational man but there are things we don't understand.
#3 Mr Meme Face. I'd like to meet him. It seems he doesn't mind making fun of things and people, even himself.
#17 I say in a nephews 6th grade class. It was science day. I watched the teacher show how erosion works then tell how it's the fault of globull warming. I told nephew to ask teahersome questions. He did, she had no solid answers. She glared at me the entire time.
Nephew then excitedly showed me a poster (some earth day nonsense) and exclaimed, We have to save the earth. I asked him, Save from what? How will you know if you do the right thing? and more.
By then the a group had gathered around me and nephew. I told them that they all need to know such things before accepting what you're told. Do ask questions, lots of questions.
Anon 4:13--It means someone didn't pay attention in 3rd grade English class. Most people don't know "your and you're" or "to, too and two."
Oh, and judging by the size of some of those things in the lower half of #16, I don't think I could do that lady ANY favors. The phrase "hotdog in a hallway" comes to mind.
#16 - Reminds me of the red light district of Copenhagen in the early 80 where a porn shop had a front window display of dildos arranged in a pipe organ display with the 24 inchers in the center ramping down to the 6 inchers on either end!
I was going to say that too. One slight problem is that I lose track of what day it is so I often don't realise it's Monday anyway. My pill box helps and I always wear a watch with a day date display as well but I still forget.
If you go on You Tube you can find a comic song called All The Small Stuff by a guy called Mitch Benn. It is about life's minor irritations and people not knowing the difference between your and you're get a mention.
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#20 for the win. I stole it.
ReplyDeleteAnd texted it to everyone..........
DeleteThis is misinformation. He was still in Kenya where he was born.
DeleteAll great comeback comments!!!
Delete#9 - I was working on a defense related sales campaign in Saudi Arabia in the post Desert Storm, Pre 9/11 era and one night after I got home the phone rang. It was Mom and she said "you're not to go over there anymore" and hung up. That was the first time she told what to do since I was a teen which made it serious.
ReplyDeleteIs your mom right with Jesus? Mom's walking by the Holy Spirit know things. Straight up.
DeleteMy Mom loves Jesus, Her Kids, Grandkids, and Great Grandkids and does not care about one other thing in this world. She's coming up on 90 and lives about 4 hours away. I fell in the garage a few weeks ago and had to go to the ER to get my knee x-rayed. She called out of the clear blue sky the next day and said "What happened to you?". I am not making this up. I'm an Engineer and a rational man but there are things we don't understand.
Delete#19- or 'Pastor'
ReplyDelete#20 I remember that movie! It was "Bedtime for Bama".
ReplyDeleteBedtime for Bonzo. Now known as O'Bozo.
Delete#20. So wrong! That picture is from 1964.
ReplyDeleteobama was born in 64
DeleteI have 3 1911's. They are all in 9mm. Two of them have never been fired.
ReplyDeleteOMG! an arsenal!
DeleteLately I have seen
ReplyDelete9mm 124 gr @$0.19
.45acp 230 gr @ $0.45
.45LC 230 gr @ $0.78
.223 @ $0.37
7.62 x 39 @ $0.49
(advertised online @ $0.43)
All are loca except the last.
#3 Mr Meme Face.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to meet him. It seems he doesn't mind making fun of things and people, even himself.
#17 I say in a nephews 6th grade class. It was science day. I watched the teacher show how erosion works then tell how it's the fault of globull warming. I told nephew to ask teahersome questions. He did, she had no solid answers. She glared at me the entire time.
Nephew then excitedly showed me a poster (some earth day nonsense) and exclaimed, We have to save the earth.
I asked him, Save from what? How will you know if you do the right thing? and more.
By then the a group had gathered around me and nephew. I told them that they all need to know such things before accepting what you're told. Do ask questions, lots of questions.
That's when I got kicked out.
We need MORE people like you, doing EXACTLY THAT!!
DeleteThank you!
#20 Texted to everyone I know!
ReplyDelete#11- Please don't wash you are balls?????? What does that mean?
ReplyDeleteIt means the sign was written by a thing with blue hair, a nose ring and pronouns nobody has ever seen before.
DeleteAnd posted on a soda machine serving "pebis"? Is the image some low-effort AI generated bullshit?
DeleteAnon 4:13--It means someone didn't pay attention in 3rd grade English class. Most people don't know "your and you're" or "to, too and two."
ReplyDeleteOh, and judging by the size of some of those things in the lower half of #16, I don't think I could do that lady ANY favors. The phrase "hotdog in a hallway" comes to mind.
It's because they haven't taught your and you're since the days of yore, but I'm too tired to give two shits about it.
DeleteI guess I'm not the only one who thinks a good pilot could fly that thing up her crack and do a loop ala Blue Thunder before exiting.
DeleteI'm pleased someone else said what I was thinking. I bet she echoes.
Delete#1 You always wanted a P35 Browning Hi Power anyway ??
ReplyDeleteI fired a Browning Hi Power years and years ago and didn't like it. The grip angle was all wrong for me.
DeleteThat’s odd. Normally 1911 guys really like the Hi-Power as well.
DeleteRock Island has a 1911 in 9mm or 22TCM. Good for practicing.
ReplyDelete#11 - Damn! That's a dead ringer for Pence!
ReplyDelete#16 - Reminds me of the red light district of Copenhagen in the early 80 where a porn shop had a front window display of dildos arranged in a pipe organ display with the 24 inchers in the center ramping down to the 6 inchers on either end!
ReplyDeleteDisgusting degeneracy.
Delete#19 - Also "Retired".
ReplyDeleteI was going to say that too. One slight problem is that I lose track of what day it is so I often don't realise it's Monday anyway. My pill box helps and I always wear a watch with a day date display as well but I still forget.
DeleteIf you go on You Tube you can find a comic song called All The Small Stuff by a guy called Mitch Benn. It is about life's minor irritations and people not knowing the difference between your and you're get a mention.
#1-I can relate
ReplyDelete#20- The WINNAH!