#14: My mom worked in the ER at our local hospital. One of the patients was a kid named "Venereal." When questioned as to the accuracy of the spelling and pronunciation the mother said "I liked the way it sounded." Another woman came in and said her doctor had diagnosed her with "Spiteful Mighty Jesus" and "Fireballs Of The Eucharist." ...Spinal Meningitis and Fibroids Of The Uterus...
They dearly loved the unburdened by what has been until they became the has been. Suddenly its personal , fascist and racist when their plan circles back and bites them in the buttocks.
Alas, #9 convicts me. First wife (but girlfriend at the time), who was somewhat a seamstress, made us matching shirts to go with our matching graduated shade of blue jeans. Even in the 1970's it was appalling and earned a word about dress standard at the office I worked in.
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Some major laugh out loud ones here today! Especially 7. My life is 12.
ReplyDeleteI can't pick which one I like best
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#7 is not a meme. He really said that and said it to the press.
ReplyDeleteFred in Texas, That makes it even funnier!
DeleteBangers all! Except for 16. Cuts too close to home. MartyB
ReplyDeleteThen fix it.
Delete20 love it.
ReplyDeleteStole it.
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10- Wait until they're 20 years younger than you.
ReplyDelete#14: My mom worked in the ER at our local hospital. One of the patients was a kid named "Venereal." When questioned as to the accuracy of the spelling and pronunciation the mother said "I liked the way it sounded." Another woman came in and said her doctor had diagnosed her with "Spiteful Mighty Jesus" and "Fireballs Of The Eucharist." ...Spinal Meningitis and Fibroids Of The Uterus...
ReplyDeleteOOOH MYYY.......goodness.
DeleteI prefer the type of wand that makes a small cloud of smoke, poof and they're gone.
ReplyDeleteThey dearly loved the unburdened by what has been until they became the has been. Suddenly its personal , fascist and racist when their plan circles back and bites them in the buttocks.
ReplyDeleteAlas, #9 convicts me. First wife (but girlfriend at the time), who was somewhat a seamstress, made us matching shirts to go with our matching graduated shade of blue jeans. Even in the 1970's it was appalling and earned a word about dress standard at the office I worked in.
ReplyDelete#10: Oh Hell. There ain't even any chicks my own age. I've outlived them all.
ReplyDelete#14 WHAT MOVIE IS THAT FROM ????
ReplyDelete7: Never marry a weekend pump
ReplyDelete20: For the win, especially because it's February
- WDS