#8 - Yeah, you're really tired, and just want to get your dog in bed with her peanut butter chew toy so you can sack out after a long day . . . but she wants to play and won't come in from the yard.
#8 I've done this to my dog, give them that stance back at them. It freaks them out, but they do respect it. I'm also mastering the low rumble gutteral from the belly growl howl. Same deal.
The tattoo artist I went to for 4 or 5 of mine kept a photo album of some seriously disfiguring scars he covered. It was a passion for him. He had doctors that would send women to him who wanted to cover their mastectomy scars. I'd say those women and their husbands would probably argue with you. On a more personal level, I could give a shit less about what anybody thinks about mine. I earned those fuckers.
#4 There is a movie that was made in 2007 titled "Lars and the Real Girl", 'about a socially awkward young man who develops a romantic yet nonsexual relationship with an anatomically correct sex doll, a RealDoll named Bianca.'
I've seen it a couple of times.
Towards the end of the movie Lars takes the doll to the hospital claiming "she" is not feeling well and is diagnosed with a terminal illness he then puts her in a wheelchair until "she" finally passes away and has "her" buried.
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#11- Is that Steve Buscemi Hulk?
ReplyDelete#8 - Yeah, you're really tired, and just want to get your dog in bed with her peanut butter chew toy so you can sack out after a long day . . . but she wants to play and won't come in from the yard.
ReplyDelete#8 I've done this to my dog, give them that stance back at them. It freaks them out, but they do respect it. I'm also mastering the low rumble gutteral from the belly growl howl. Same deal.
ReplyDeleteI've yet to see anybody whose looks were improved with tattoos.
ReplyDeleteIt's a meme. A fucking meme.....
DeleteIt’s still true though
DeleteThe tattoo artist I went to for 4 or 5 of mine kept a photo album of some seriously disfiguring scars he covered. It was a passion for him. He had doctors that would send women to him who wanted to cover their mastectomy scars. I'd say those women and their husbands would probably argue with you.
DeleteOn a more personal level, I could give a shit less about what anybody thinks about mine. I earned those fuckers.
One of my coworkers had a double mastectomy and had nipples tattoo'd on.
Delete(Yeah, how I know this - she was my 'work wife.' We had a great non-sexual funny relationship.)
Tattoos used to mean something. Now everyone and their labradoodle has them.
DeleteYeah, some of mine are so old they've faded and blurred, and you probably wouldn't know what they were unless I told you.
DeleteI wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Pretty much everything I look at these days is faded and blurred.
DeleteFrank speaks for all of us.
DeleteBravo, Frank.
#4 There is a movie that was made in 2007 titled "Lars and the Real Girl", 'about a socially awkward young man who develops a romantic yet nonsexual relationship with an anatomically correct sex doll, a RealDoll named Bianca.'
ReplyDeleteI've seen it a couple of times.
Towards the end of the movie Lars takes the doll to the hospital claiming "she" is not feeling well and is diagnosed with a terminal illness he then puts her in a wheelchair until "she" finally passes away and has "her" buried.
Well shit, you ruined the ending of what looks a 5* movie
DeleteGood thing too, we might have had to watch it multiple times to wonder why anybody watched it as well...
DeleteLiterally saved half a day of everybody's lives, Hiker Mike is a hero!
19. I just use a knife on 'em
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Some classics I have already passed around. 20 ftw, though! Sent that to a few black people already!
ReplyDelete#20 - Dis done be f*cked up!!!
ReplyDeleteYou really should learn how to spell as blacks, that is, done is dun and be is bees. Learn the language, damn it!
Delete#1. Correct. Pineapples on pizza is communism.
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