#16- There are really only 2 types of people in this world. Those who return their shopping carts and those who don't. #17- I have had many cars like that.
Roger that, and yeah, me too. My current truck, an 86 Toyota, amazingly doesn't burn oil, but then it only has 286,000 miles on it, so there's still time. It is ugly though, so I have that going for me.
2) 46 years. Almost the same except the top 2 drawers on the lower box are split into 4 smaller drawers giving you 2 more wrong drawers to open. Pro Tip: Don't leave your tool box standing with more than one drawer open.
Ever see the guy opening up all the drawers of the toolbox to find the tool he needs, only to have the toolbox tip over from the weight of the open drawers?
“The quote "There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen" is often attributed to Vladimir Lenin, the Russian revolutionary and founding leader of the USSR. However, there is no evidence that Lenin ever spoke or wrote these words. The quote first appeared in 2001, 77 years after Lenin's death, in a Guardian op-ed by British politician George Galloway.” Interesting
20 is spot on. That insurance ceo ruined lives so he could hit his bonuses. He was a filthy piece of shit. I'm happy he got shot and hope more of it happens. Andrew Jackson dueled assholes on the White House lawn. It's time we bring that back again!
Agreed. Not funny, but ironically hilarious. I wonder if his insurance had an assassination clause? Protection against acute lead infection? Failure to wear an approved kevlar vest when in public after pissing off clients?
Dave, to each his own on a joke but shooting an unarmed man in the back isn't a "duel". The lunatic that shot the father of two is from a very, very wealthy Maryland family and wasn't even a United Health client. He'll be well represented in court, probably get some sort of insanity plea pushed through, spend some time in an institution, then half-way house, and then walk away from it all but much more quickly than John Hinckley (because more money). In the meantime, you and I will pay for his upkeep, including "healthcare".
On the bright side, at least nobody blamed the fucking gun for once, but otherwise the whole joke is on us.
@tfhtr- Are you sure the guys even dead? The video shows a man in a blue suit, apparently being shot in the back by another man. I don’t actually know that anybody was actually killed. I certainly didn’t see the dude‘s face who apparently did it. I did see a lightning media campaign to pronounce guilt and shut the whole thing down. But if that guy was killed, I really don’t care.
If there was any justice, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and others should've been ahead of the United Health executive. The law UH operates under was courtesy of those and hundreds of other clowns behind Obama care (I refuse to call it the Orwellian propagandistic official name of the Affordable Care Act, which bears as much relation to what it actually did as the laughably-named Inflation Reduction Act). Blame the architects more than the contractor when these particular structes collapse or burned down.
I had a Kennedy rollaway and 2 identical top boxes. One of the top boxes sat on top of a bench about 20 yards from the rollaway. My buddies thought it was funny to switch the two of them out and watch me get pissed off because I had to hustle over to get the tool I needed.
#19 is the gods honest truth. Some years fathers day falls on my birthday and when the kids still lived at home my wife always made plans for me even though I told her I didn't need or want to do anything
#6 It was the opposite for me. I used to be a bit immature when it came to spending money. Once I met my wife I learned to be a lot more sensible and she is very good at organising finances. I've known guys who have spent their lives earning decent money but have always been broke. We aren't super rich but we're doing OK. Stonyground.
Add me to the list that doesn't think #20 is funny. You can hate a corporation and hate the CEO but you pursue them in court and you don't celebrate a murder.
Let me clue you in on a fact about courts and insurance companies. Courts don’t give a flying fvck about justice, and you don't have enough money to fight those bastards. They use huge amounts of your money to keep lawyers fighting to keep from paying you; Just like the federal government and the J6 folks. Not that I would condone this, but somebody once said, "justice is best served when applied by the use of a backhoe." Kenny, please add me to a list too, just not that list.
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#17 - Shoud be showing a Chevy Vega.
ReplyDeleteIt would have to run to burn gas and oil
DeleteThat aluminium block would blow a head gasket before your burned a full tank.
DeleteMichael in Nelson
1973, burned a quart every 100 miles, and that was after a valve guide job at 17,000 miles. Loved that little car, hated that pos engine.
Delete#16- There are really only 2 types of people in this world. Those who return their shopping carts and those who don't.
ReplyDelete#17- I have had many cars like that.
Roger that, and yeah, me too. My current truck, an 86 Toyota, amazingly doesn't burn oil, but then it only has 286,000 miles on it, so there's still time. It is ugly though, so I have that going for me.
Deletemy 01 chevy 8.1L doesn't burn oil but the front seal leaks about 2 quarts every tank (32gal) does that count?
Delete16: 4: #1 with a clothes pin.
ReplyDelete#6. The wallet drainer 1000, capable of sending Elon Musk to the poor house.
ReplyDelete5. Hahaha!
ReplyDelete2) 46 years. Almost the same except the top 2 drawers on the lower box are split into 4 smaller drawers giving you 2 more wrong drawers to open. Pro Tip: Don't leave your tool box standing with more than one drawer open.
ReplyDeleteEver see the guy opening up all the drawers of the toolbox to find the tool he needs, only to have the toolbox tip over from the weight of the open drawers?
DeleteSeen him? I've been him! You learn after a while. 🤣
Delete#9 Is that a reference to Jennifer Maniston?
ReplyDelete1- there are decades when nothing happens, and then there are weeks when decades happen
ReplyDeleteI think it was Stalin that said that, but yeah, welcome to our period of accelerated learning.
Delete“The quote "There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen" is often attributed to Vladimir Lenin, the Russian revolutionary and founding leader of the USSR. However, there is no evidence that Lenin ever spoke or wrote these words. The quote first appeared in 2001, 77 years after Lenin's death, in a Guardian op-ed by British politician George Galloway.”
DeleteInteresting
#20 - Not even remotely funny...
ReplyDeleteYou know what I think is funny? People getting butthurt or offended over a meme.
Delete20 is spot on. That insurance ceo ruined lives so he could hit his bonuses. He was a filthy piece of shit. I'm happy he got shot and hope more of it happens. Andrew Jackson dueled assholes on the White House lawn. It's time we bring that back again!
DeleteAgreed. Not funny, but ironically hilarious. I wonder if his insurance had an assassination clause? Protection against acute lead infection? Failure to wear an approved kevlar vest when in public after pissing off clients?
DeleteDave, to each his own on a joke but shooting an unarmed man in the back isn't a "duel". The lunatic that shot the father of two is from a very, very wealthy Maryland family and wasn't even a United Health client. He'll be well represented in court, probably get some sort of insanity plea pushed through, spend some time in an institution, then half-way house, and then walk away from it all but much more quickly than John Hinckley (because more money). In the meantime, you and I will pay for his upkeep, including "healthcare".
DeleteOn the bright side, at least nobody blamed the fucking gun for once, but otherwise the whole joke is on us.
You sir, win the Internet today. My hats off to you
DeleteActually John, I think it's wonderful. Some rat bastard who cost people their lives for money got what was coming to him.
DeleteWhat's funny...and odd...that's been the only such incident.
Delete@tfhtr-
DeleteAre you sure the guys even dead? The video shows a man in a blue suit, apparently being shot in the back by another man. I don’t actually know that anybody was actually killed. I certainly didn’t see the dude‘s face who apparently did it. I did see a lightning media campaign to pronounce guilt and shut the whole thing down.
But if that guy was killed, I really don’t care.
Well it's not Christian.
DeleteThat is holy ground.
If there was any justice, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and others should've been ahead of the United Health executive. The law UH operates under was courtesy of those and hundreds of other clowns behind Obama care (I refuse to call it the Orwellian propagandistic official name of the Affordable Care Act, which bears as much relation to what it actually did as the laughably-named Inflation Reduction Act). Blame the architects more than the contractor when these particular structes collapse or burned down.
Delete#7 Actually, that's the plot of most of the Hallmark moves my wife watches.
ReplyDeleteI have my rollaway box and two I inherited from my Dad. I do well to even go to the correct box on the first try.
ReplyDelete--Tennessee Budd
I had a Kennedy rollaway and 2 identical top boxes. One of the top boxes sat on top of a bench about 20 yards from the rollaway. My buddies thought it was funny to switch the two of them out and watch me get pissed off because I had to hustle over to get the tool I needed.
Delete#19 is the gods honest truth. Some years fathers day falls on my birthday and when the kids still lived at home my wife always made plans for me even though I told her I didn't need or want to do anything
ReplyDelete20) They must have just arrived there. That dirt looks awfully dry.
ReplyDelete#6 It was the opposite for me. I used to be a bit immature when it came to spending money. Once I met my wife I learned to be a lot more sensible and she is very good at organising finances. I've known guys who have spent their lives earning decent money but have always been broke. We aren't super rich but we're doing OK.
ReplyDeleteStonyground.
Add me to the list that doesn't think #20 is funny. You can hate a corporation and hate the CEO but you pursue them in court and you don't celebrate a murder.
ReplyDeleteOkaaay, consider yourself added.
DeleteLet me clue you in on a fact about courts and insurance companies. Courts don’t give a flying fvck about justice, and you don't have enough money to fight those bastards. They use huge amounts of your money to keep lawyers fighting to keep from paying you; Just like the federal government and the J6 folks. Not that I would condone this, but somebody once said, "justice is best served when applied by the use of a backhoe." Kenny, please add me to a list too, just not that list.
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