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Wednesday, February 26, 2025

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27 comments:

  1. #9: Correction: 1911 carries a Chuck Norris.

    #14: You had one job...

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    1. That's photoshop. Chuck Norris doesn't carry a gun; he inserts the bullets manually.

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  2. #6 Reminds me of a pet dog I once had...

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  3. 1- I ain't gay, but I'd still prefer to hear Manson's ramblings.

    5- What goes in comes out at the same rate, but not the same color, smell or consistancy.

    12- It's OK as ling as they're not Venus Fly Traps.

    13- Comes when you're having flash-backs of your ex-wife.

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  4. So much wrong with all of these but my demented humor loves them all......
    JD

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  5. #18 - Blasphemy! There's no cream gravy on that chicken fried steak!

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  6. 18: that's a Hoosier tenderloin sandwich. Take a 4 oz piece of pork tenderloin and go apeshit with the biggest hammer you can find. When it's thin enough you can read the Indy Star through it, bread repeatedly and deep fry. Traditionally, it should lap over a big dinner plate. Basically a schnitzel on weck, except any bun will do. Right out of the fryer, delicious. Hoosier high school males have subsisted on these for probably a century.... At 14, I could put one down at 3 PM, deliver a 2 hour paper route on a bike, uphill in the snow both ways in the dark in December, and still run the table at dinner. Profits on the paper route just paid for the snack.

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    1. pork huh ?...then red-eye gravy is called for instead of cream gravy

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  7. 16) Sorry, IMHO in poor taste. Yes, it happened, but it besmirches a lot of good priests.
    juvat

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    1. No apologies. If I worried about what every single one of my 45,000 daily readers thought, all your memes would be like #15, and I'm sure somebody would find reason to bitch about that.

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    2. One of the 45K & I approve of WC's message!

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  8. #6...nothing ruins a great meme like poor spelling.

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    1. Agreed, they need to take that 3.5 seconds and check their work before hitting the Publish button.

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    2. I saw an ad this week for some boxing gear.
      Bock sing gear for fighting your appoent

      It took a minute to figure out what was up for sale.

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  9. 45,000. Wow!

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    1. WC is always the first stop on the browser in the morning. It puts me in the right frame of mind to try and make sense of the rest of the day. Mucho Mas thanks Kenny.

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  10. Wirecutter...really appreciate what you do! First place I go to every day. Keep at it...yer the Boss

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  11. 10) I was surprised in 2020 to find my lifestyle choice had a name. "Social Distancing".

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  12. #20 was disgusting! I can’t stop seeing it…or laughing.— Rosseuage

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  13. #20 for the win. Sort of a dual purpose surgery. Kill a baby and get a hysterectomy at the same time.

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  14. 1911s are cute antiques, In this millennium, Glocks rule.

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    1. Too bad the huge majority of them are chambered in a woman's round.

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  15. 20) OK I'm ready, now pull!

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  16. #19 Anyone else try to look drunk and/or high (ie. Gary Busey mugshot) in their ID photo?

    Last one I did the giant fake smile and overly-large eyes just because.

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  17. Top of my go to list

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