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Thursday, February 13, 2025

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

Alan Davis, Seminole County’s infamous “junk man” who’s frustrated neighbors with his unsightly yard for 25 years, is commemorating the anniversary of his very first county code violation by creating a new fiberglass sculpture to adorn his trash-filled property: a 6-foot-tall representation of a human buttocks.
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  1. bogsidebunnyFebruary 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM

    Sounds like a kind of anti-establishment guy I could relate to, except I wouldn't want to live within 2 miles of him

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM

    Article says he does it because they tried to enforce some small "infraction", basically to piss them off. I figure if they didn't start it (F.A.), he wouldn't have begun all that 25 years ago. They found out.

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  3. Univ of Saigon 68February 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM

    Where can I get one of those lawn butts?

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    1. bogsidebunnyFebruary 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM

      Easy. Adopt a homeless junkie, U of Saigon68

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    2. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2025 at 9:12 AM

      Home Depot, Menards, Fleet Farm or anywhere else you get lumber, nails, and tools.
      -lg

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  4. CharlieFebruary 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM

    I like him.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2025 at 10:50 AM

    So has the idiots that run that county ever think to just have a sit-down with Mr. Davis and just talk to him ?
    The fly and honey vs vinegar saying comes to mind.. Y'all fucked with him and he's returning that fuck you in spades.. Maybe it's time for a different approach idiots.
    JD

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    1. Univ of Saigon 68February 13, 2025 at 11:18 AM

      At least he didn't go armored Caterpillar like that other guy who got pushed too far by his town council.

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    2. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM

      To be honest I would have loved to see killdozer in action, 😎🖕 to the government.
      JD

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM

    Not all heroes wear capes. God bless this con-conformist stick in the mud. Guys like him fight the war so we don't have to. You and me both owe that guy a lifetime supply of beer.

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM

    A real American. A real hero. Right up there with the killdozer guy, IMHO.

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM

    I moved from suburban California to a three acre parcel in rural Idaho about five years ago. My place is the only one on our little road that doesn't have at least one yard car. I call it a libertarian neighborhood.
    Uncle Dave

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2025 at 11:46 AM

    Good for him. Code enforcement is another excuse for Tyranny.

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM

    I would love to have this guy as a neighbor. Chances are if I needed some odd fiddley-bit to fix something I had broken he would have 2 of them.

    Neck.

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