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Thursday, February 20, 2025

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

Using a fingerprint lifted off a Goldfish package, cops identified and arrested a man for hitting a female Family Dollar manager in the face with the crackers when she confronted him about stealing from the retailer.

12 comments:

  1. The story & his photo says: "Useless turd. Kill him on the spot"

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    1. A fine upstanding valedictorian if ever there was one.
      -lg

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    2. Typical jogger, Bog, correct assessment.

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  2. Picture says it all!

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  3. Hey, you stole from me... uh, no, go fish...
    GB

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  4. There's a reason most retail places don't want employees confronting thieves. Mainly fear of lawsuits. Nobody cares about the employees' safety.

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  5. The most interesting part of the story for me is I didn't know there is a Gulfport, Florida.. I read it a couple times then did a search thinking somebody fucked up the story but nope..
    Anyway what a dumbass
    JD

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    1. I only knew of the Mississippi one...
      I don't go to Florida very often so I'm sure I will pass on it
      JD

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  6. Some folks just need killin'. Start with "Gizmo".

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  7. "It's always them, BooBoo."

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  8. I see the target dot between his eyebrows, I think that's where your aimpoint should be.

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