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Thursday, March 13, 2025

And God help you both if you have a gap between your front teeth


 

14 comments:

  1. FYI, I clean the wax out of my ears with house keys...

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    1. I use Q-Tips™ - Everybody says don't stick Q-Tips™ in your ears, but even my otorhinolaryngologist admitted he does it.

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    2. The comedian Ryan George made a pretty funny video about that a couple of months ago -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ7IEWwQ4Cg

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    3. That's some funny shit!

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  2. Pierced titties - WHY? And don't get me started on those belly button things.

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    1. Hook up a Generac to them. One side gets the hot lead the other the neutral. Don't worry her body will be the ground then light ‘er up.

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    2. Or further down either
      JD

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  3. Vandalism can be hilarious and horrifying at the same time.

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  4. Wouldn't know. Never tasted house keys.

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  5. But the worst is the ring in the middle of the nose. SooEEE!

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    1. Asked a gal with a lip ring if she got caught stealing bait.

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  6. I can tolerate navel piercings, but the "triumvirate" (the tata's and the hoohah) being adorned with non-factory hardware is not something I care for. Not only because metal in the mouth is unpleasant, but those piercings are the reliable sign of a true freak.

    Now, if you want a true freak, have at it. But having travelled that road once myself, the juice ended up not being worth the squeeze. No matter how much you may think you'll enjoy having a woman with no internal limiter on her sexuality, just remember that also applies to her behavior in all other aspects of life. In short, one will quickly discover that being so close to someone so unregulated is dangerously stupid, and invites all manner of stupid and generally unnecessary problems.

    Will also concur that the hog ring in the nose is gross. I might overlook the small stud in the side of the nose, but that's about the limit for me. The thing that I find really repulsive are ear gauges. They don't look like a trend that has gotten hugely popular, but I do see them around now and again.

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  7. That's funny a.f.

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