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Friday, March 21, 2025

Damn, talk about a porker!

OKLAHOMA CITY (Gray News) - A family is celebrating the birth of a new member after a woman gave birth to a baby boy weighing more than 11 pounds.

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  1. My son was 11 pounds 14 ounces and 23.5 inches tall. The hospital where he was born was in GA. The nurses came from all over the hospital to see the big white baby. There were a number of black babies born who were bigger.

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  2. Wonder what the children weigh now?

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  3. Wow! and beautiful! Beautiful family!

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  4. Women who have babies over 9lbs have a higher incident of becoming diabetic later in life.

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  5. Dan Blocker, Hoss on Bonanza, reportedly weight 14 lb at birth. Last I heard he still holds the record in whatever county he was born in. I think it was in Texas.

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    1. Donny Dany Blocker made his debut in De Kalb, Bowie County, Texas at 14 lbs. still holds the record*. Shook his hand at the Arkansas State Fair. Rather his hand swallowed mine with plenty of room left over. Big, big man. *IMDB

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  6. I was a 10 pounder
    JD

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    1. I was 8lb 6oz but that was just my dick. Damn, I'm gonna miss you Wirecutter. Where else am I gonna write shit like this?

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    2. I know right
      JD

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  7. Dad had a coworker whose wife had a 14 lbs baby. Dad was japanese, mom was Norwegian. The baby boy grew up and became the junior sumo wrestling champ. Last i heard he made a career out of it

    Exile1981

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  8. When my second was born, there was a baby in the nursery who weighed over 13 pounds. He had bright red hair, and looked like the Michelin tire man, with rolls upon rolls.

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  9. According to my now deceased grandmother my now deceased father who was born in 1916 was reportedly 16 lbs. I had to put "deceased" in there because if I didn't some wise ass would comment: "I bet she told you that last week?"

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  10. 11 pound instant toddler.
    Ours was 6 lbs 10 oz …
    five weeks early. One nurse told us they tend to put on about a pound a week during the last month. So we might have had one of those. My wife’s 4’11” and weighed 100 when she got pregnant…

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  11. Metabolic Syndrome. Probably caused by the parents consuming McDonald's chicken nuggets. Likely exacerbated further from them also choosing ranch dip. Only half kidding.

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  12. My firstborn son weighed 9 pounds 14.9 ounces. My sister said if they hadn't wiped him off before they weighed him he'd have been ten pounds.

    Shell

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