Shortly after I stated running a log processor the owner of the company came by the landing and asked me how I liked the machine, which requires lots of concentration to run. I told him that at the end of an 11 hour shift I would be mentally fried, but come the next morning I couldn't wait to get back on it and start the new day.
If #6 is a first date, then that dude needs to run NOW. Because if he doesn’t, he’s looking at a future filled with disappointing BJ’s … until he wises up and starts getting them from someone else.
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#6 I can relate — Ross Euage
ReplyDeleteYes, that would be me...only I'd gag jus looking at the slime in the shell...
Delete4 - holy sh!t that's sweet
ReplyDelete7 - sad somehow...
#9 Male combat for a mate. Black Mambas?
ReplyDeleteCobras
DeleteWhatever their frigging name... burn them with fire while they're preoccupied.
Delete#5- Helping Dad cut a load of firewood at the end of the day with the Waratah processing head. So easy to operate a child can do it.
ReplyDelete#2 I can watch my child and text at the same time. No, you can't. When that box in you hand is more important than you kid you gotta problem asshole.
ReplyDelete#4 - can't be good for your hip joints!
ReplyDelete#5 - come on kid, let's put those playstation skills to use.
#6 - she's a spitter. And a gagger.
The high school insult about your girlfriend was "is she a spitter or a swallower". My response always was, "who cares"?
Delete#4. She'd do wonders for mine.
Delete#5 Cool thats one skilled employee we don't have to pay.
ReplyDeleteI'd pay them to let me run that for a half hour. Looks like fun.
DeleteShortly after I stated running a log processor the owner of the company came by the landing and asked me how I liked the machine, which requires lots of concentration to run. I told him that at the end of an 11 hour shift I would be mentally fried, but come the next morning I couldn't wait to get back on it and start the new day.
DeleteIf #6 is a first date, then that dude needs to run NOW. Because if he doesn’t, he’s looking at a future filled with disappointing BJ’s … until he wises up and starts getting them from someone else.
ReplyDeleteYou ain't never been sick 'till you've eaten a raw oyster full of vibrio!
ReplyDelete#6 is my older daughter's doppelgänger. Looks just like her but isn't. She doesn't wear an Apple Watch and would never spit out an oyster.
ReplyDelete#10 I'll bet they're noisy at 50 mph...
ReplyDeleteNoisy and rough riding. Plus they cost $300 per tire...
DeleteIt's way past time to put inflated tires out to pasture. Firestone and GM bought up streetcar lines and shut them down to sell more cars.
ReplyDelete4 - Don't think I'd wanna pack my pork in that box.
ReplyDeleteI would love to be inside of that box. Man! Oh man!!!
DeleteThat' just plain cruel to tease that puppy like that. He's going to grow up and remember this and out of nowhere he will rip your lungs out!
ReplyDelete1 - Is that a "border" collie?
ReplyDelete#6 I've heard raw oysters described as peckersnot; you'd think she coulda gobbled it right down.
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