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Friday, March 21, 2025

“I am worried about my relationship with my wife due to the fact that I offed him”

A Tennessee man returning early from a trip was allegedly met with an unwelcomed surprise when he arrived home: His 31-year-old wife in bed with a barely-18-year-old man.
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Hold up now. Dude's worried about his marriage because he killed the kid she was fucking, not because he stabbed her too?

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  1. In the kids orbit they forgot to add one of the things he enjoyed in life was screwing the neighbors wife.

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  2. I just *had* to click on that one. Killer looks like he might indulge in some chemical recreational excesses, but I guess it is a mug shot.
    Jealous rage? It's an old story.
    And Mr. Wirecutter, I think the guy should be worried about his marriage because (1)his wife was committing adultery.
    (2)He will probably spend most of the rest of his life in prison.

    I do think the obit of the 18 y/o jackass should be amended to:
    “He enjoyed hunting, fishing, four wheelers and working on everything,” the obituary said. “He mostly enjoyed spending time with his family and friends. He also apparently liked banging older, married ladies when he thought he could get away with it and not suffer any consequence. The family, though sad right now, will find their long-term happiness increased by the loss of this stupid bastard who only thought about himself."
    -Just a Chemist

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    1. In some countries, if you find your spouse in bed with another person, you won't be prosecuted for killing one, the other, or both.

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    2. Seems like a perfect (temporary) insanity plea.
      Ed

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    3. "In some countries, if you find your spouse in bed with another person, you won't be prosecuted for killing one, the other, or both."

      Texas Defense - "Needed killin."

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    4. Yep, it was legal in Texas up to about 20 yrs. ago, along with 10 other "legal reasons for homicide".
      Jpaul

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    5. Until a few years ago, Canada had an obscure law where you could legally kill a Native if you were sitting in a horsedrawn wagon.

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  3. I guess neither listened to Jim Croce.

    “Well, he casts his eyes upon her
    And the trouble soon began
    Leroy Brown learned a lesson about messing
    With the wife of a jealous man”

    “Well, the two men took to fighting
    And when they pulled them off the floor
    Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
    With a couple of pieces gone”

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    1. Great song. I also like "That's the way the girls are in Texas" which fits this scenario well.

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  4. At 18 the kid didn't realize that no piece of MILF ass is worth getting stabbed to death. "Live & Learn" is the lesson today. Unfortunately, he might have learned, but he failed the live part.

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  5. He enjoyed hunting, fishing, four wheelers and working on everything,” the obituary ....
    Fucking married woman in the bed they share with their husband wasn't mentioned...
    Seriously though, she is the most responsible for this so why kill him first...
    JD

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  6. Your move to the SE certainly has been a gold vein of information for your site. Now that I’m here too, I marvel daily, while I peruse the local news, at the numbers of murders and other bizarre events

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  7. Several good C&W songs about this.

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    1. Most all the good ones are about this
      JD

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  8. A coworker, just 19, said he was afraid the husband of the woman he had been boinking was gonna kill him. Two weeks later he was dead.

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