Women who abstain from sex may be putting their health in jeopardy, a group of scientists have warned.
The researchers found that females between the ages of 20 and 59 who had sex less than once a week were at a 70 per cent increased risk of death within five years.
Blood samples showed these women had elevated levels of a key protein linked to inflammation, which can cause damage to healthy cells, tissues and organs.
-JD
Old news. Lesbians have known this for many years.
ReplyDeletePork 'em if you got 'em
ReplyDeleteWell, the ex should be in trouble then.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't know about the poolboy?
DeleteNo, and the tour van driver, the architect student, the kitchen staff (several), the swinger group, the neighbour, the builder, random dude on trip with her girlfriend and a male stripper were mysteries as well until I did some thinking post divorce. Thank goodness I never caught anything and refused sex for the last couple of years. Might DNA test the kids for fun.
DeleteGentlemen, you all know what you have to do.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Nuns?
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DeleteWhat kind of sex do priests have? Nun.
DeleteIs THAT why democrats kept bringing in rapists, because they care about women's health?
ReplyDeleteMy wife should have been dead 25 years ago. Not my fault.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Ditto.
DeleteSo we can count on natural selection for those women who have announced no sex for the duration of the Trump Presidency?
ReplyDeleteDoes, um, solo sex count? Asking on behalf of the HOA.
ReplyDeleteLadies, I'd like to announce the opening of my new "Life Extension Clinic"- it's open daily from midnight until midnight- just come around back and up the stairs- the therapist is on duty!
ReplyDeleteWell, if the excessive drinking, large number of tatts, and poor dietary habits don't get them, then I guess being either frigid, or having so repellent a personality that no man will give them a lay, then I guess the celibacy will. BTW ladies, Walmart has batteries on sale this week.
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