And it's a federal regulation to always use one every time you are unloading fuel. I just was written up for not using mine at a stop, it will cost me 2 months safety bonus ( 200$)
There's a nice variety of people having a fucked up day and you don't think any of them qualifies as Monday material? Not a single one? Please explain what you'd consider to be Monday material, then go find 10 different gifs depicting them. I'll wait.
# 3. I hit a hornet nest while bush hogging a pasture once.. They were mad as hell and attacked the tractor..I was running slow, just above idle, so I jumped off and stayed off to the side until they were done JD
what worked for me one time was to wait until it was dark. then pour a 50/50 mix of oil and gasoline in the nest and drop a match into it. I also had 2 buckets of water just in case like. stood a good 15 or more feet away while it burned out. no more hornets !!!! I learned this from a old farmer guy who found a dry well full of copperheads the summer before. I figured hey, if it worked on them, why not the damn hornets ? long time ago in Kansas. dave in pa.
Ha. I did straight gasoline once as a teenager. Made a nice little subterranean explosion with one hell of a smoke/dust cloud. Killed them damn yellowjackets deader than hell, though.
I cant see how you can make money with the new vending machines. The printed circuit boards have to set you back every time someone tries to break in. Putting fake money in the slots, etc.
#4 was a commercial from the early 70's. The guy filling the Coke refrigerator looked around and took a Pepsi, the music was "Your Cheatin Heart". There's a lot more cans falling out than a normal retail refrigerator.
#1 - I made tank wagon deliveries of petrol products when younger. That idiot could have turned off the valve in 2 seconds. One day, a truck's air brake failed and it rolled into a shallow pond.
#4 - That's part of a Coke commercial. The Coke delivery guy decides to try a Pepsi and gets caught trying the competitor's product. The music in the background was Hank William's "Your Cheating Heart".
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#7: How to get rid of your wife.
ReplyDelete#9 Paging Darwin
ReplyDelete#1 - Making the case for wheel chocks
ReplyDeleteAnd it's a federal regulation to always use one every time you are unloading fuel. I just was written up for not using mine at a stop, it will cost me 2 months safety bonus ( 200$)
Delete#1....Innit amazing how much trouble a simple wheel chock can save?
ReplyDelete#10 - Classic pedal misapplication. And they all swear that they had their foot on the brake as hard as they could, but the car just took off!
ReplyDeleteHoly $hit!!! Every one of these are horrible!!!
ReplyDeleteExcept #3 - That one is just bonehead stupid.
Brilliant, Henk
ReplyDeleteThese aren't "Mondays" - they're really stupid people
ReplyDeleteThere's a nice variety of people having a fucked up day and you don't think any of them qualifies as Monday material? Not a single one? Please explain what you'd consider to be Monday material, then go find 10 different gifs depicting them. I'll wait.
DeleteSome people have more than one Monday every week.
DeleteSome people just don't get your sense of snark, Mr. Cutter.
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#2 - lottery ticket time for Mr. Skippy there.
ReplyDelete# 3. I hit a hornet nest while bush hogging a pasture once.. They were mad as hell and attacked the tractor..I was running slow, just above idle, so I jumped off and stayed off to the side until they were done
ReplyDeleteJD
You can't park the mower over the nest, expecting to make hornet soup either. It doesn't Puree them, it just passes them off. Don't ask.
Deletewhat worked for me one time was to wait until it was dark. then pour a 50/50 mix of oil
Deleteand gasoline in the nest and drop a match into it. I also had 2 buckets of water just in case like. stood a good 15 or more feet away while it burned out. no more hornets !!!! I learned this from a old farmer guy who found a dry well full of copperheads the summer before. I figured hey, if it worked on them, why not the damn hornets ? long time ago in Kansas. dave in pa.
Ha. I did straight gasoline once as a teenager. Made a nice little subterranean explosion with one hell of a smoke/dust cloud. Killed them damn yellowjackets deader than hell, though.
DeleteQuite the talent show thar!
ReplyDeleteThanks for all the wonderful chuckles. Even my dumb ass kids cant top these stunts. Ur next career Ken: game show host of "let's make a monday fun"
ReplyDelete#3, good idea, poor application.
ReplyDeleteI cant see how you can make money with the new vending machines. The printed circuit boards have to set you back every time someone tries to break in. Putting fake money in the slots, etc.
ReplyDelete#8. But that hook was rated for 800 lbs.
ReplyDelete#2 was absolutely terrifying
ReplyDeleteIIRR- #4 was a Pepsi commercial from like the 90's.
ReplyDeleteWhat is #2??
ReplyDeleteSome sort of foundry that jammed up. The white ribbon flying around is white hot steel.
Delete#4 was a commercial from the early 70's. The guy filling the Coke refrigerator looked around and took a Pepsi, the music was "Your Cheatin Heart". There's a lot more cans falling out than a normal retail refrigerator.
ReplyDelete#1 - I made tank wagon deliveries of petrol products when younger. That idiot could have turned off the valve in 2 seconds. One day, a truck's air brake failed and it rolled into a shallow pond.
ReplyDelete#4 - That's part of a Coke commercial. The Coke delivery guy decides to try a Pepsi and gets caught trying the competitor's product. The music in the background was Hank William's "Your Cheating Heart".
ReplyDelete3: Sure, let's do this in the middle of the day when they're most active.
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