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Friday, March 07, 2025

Wait..... WHAT???

CLAYTON, Mo. (First Alert 4) - For the second time in less than a year, a man is charged with attempting to engage in a sexual act with a seat on the Metrolink.

*****

Wait until he tries fucking a woman instead. He's gonna go wild.

8 comments:

  1. The slime from St. Louis city has moved out to the County.
    Chalk this up to TNB (typical Negro behavior)
    St. Louis is a dangerous
    shithole. I know, I'm from there but now live about 100 miles south of that dump and only go back if I HAVE to.
    Biggskye in Missouri

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  2. I misread the post and thought it said 'seal.' Which of course led me to wonder how this person got a seal in Missouri, and how did he get it around, like they're a couple hundred pounds of blubber and they don't walk, and they smell really bad, so of course I had to click the link....
    Imagine my disappointment at finding he was attempting to mate with bus furniture. Weird looking Neanderthal.
    It is a credit to our host's diligence in scouring the internet for weird, that sealife was a plausible option, and I just had to find out.

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  3. Judging by his mug shot I see where Matt Groening got the inspiration for one of his Simpsons characters

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  4. I don't want to know
    JD

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  5. Planet of the Apes comes to mind…

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    1. Planet of the Rapes. Anyway, he needs to get his damn dirty hands (and whatever else) off the upholstery.

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  6. D'Angelo An'Toine C'Vington.
    NHI -- No Humans Involved.

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    1. Apostrophetically speaking, there certainly weren't.

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