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She's a 4-year-old female black pygmy goat 1ft-3in high. Looks like they're gonna have to hire a dwarf to milk her
I'm sure the goat will be milked for all it's worth.
"...the shortest living goat..." Could've been better worded. I thought that meant she only lived a couple days.
Then it would've been the shortest lived goat.
Mmmm.goat tacosJD
And somewhere, a midget Muslim has an uncontrollable erection.
At least if she butts you it won't hurt much.
Good rotisserie size!CC
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She's a 4-year-old female black pygmy goat 1ft-3in high. Looks like they're gonna have to hire a dwarf to milk her
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the goat will be milked for all it's worth.
Delete"...the shortest living goat..." Could've been better worded. I thought that meant she only lived a couple days.
ReplyDeleteThen it would've been the shortest lived goat.
DeleteMmmm.goat tacos
ReplyDeleteJD
And somewhere, a midget Muslim has an uncontrollable erection.
ReplyDeleteAt least if she butts you it won't hurt much.
ReplyDeleteGood rotisserie size!
ReplyDeleteCC