I had a trail bike, a Honda 250 four-stroke, that ran like a champ.. I sold it to a relative who's wife wrecked it the first time she rode it... Ass over head nosedive after a unexpected wheelstand due to too much throttle and dumping the clutch.. Handlebars, front suspension twisted, tank banged up.. JD
I hear ya. I had a '67 Delta 88 that I sold to a buddy's FIL. He wrapped it around a telephone pole the first month he had it. Only the size and weight of the Olds kept the guy from killing himself. stay safe
#10. my dad ran a concrete crew and I had seen many a fool around barrel mixers. in the army, I made the mistake of showing some guys how to do it the right way (not getting killed or injured by it ) and the clown in charge found out my name and TDY my ass for 6 weeks ! I mixed a lot of concrete in that time. worse overseas trip EVER ! dave in pa.
#3 I'm 75 and driven my share of fence posts through life. Some out of the bucket on my tractor. I never found a need to take a full swing like that. Maybe once it was drove in good and sturdy but never when it's still wobbly.
#5 ... No woman in the history of womankind has ever accurately gauged her own weight or dimensions. Try to pass a woman in an aisle at the supermarket with a polite "Excuse me" and she will pull the caboose in by an inch or two at best. It is at that point that I usually have to snarl, "C'mon, sister, it's a HELL of a lot bigger than that!"
#2: Might be time for that guardrail. #4: Yeah well, she's wearing that mask. We know she's oxygen depleted. #7: For her sake I hope that oven wasn't on.
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#3 I bet he broke the handle on the sledge hammer, too.
ReplyDeleteHe needs to get a PHD in agricultural engineering.
Delete#3 is the main reason that God invented the post hole diggeer.
DeleteI can watch #7 for hours...
ReplyDeleteI'll bet that hurt...
DeleteI'm just glad none of that was me.
ReplyDelete# 8 & 10: Remind me not to use them as contractors.
ReplyDeleteI had a trail bike, a Honda 250 four-stroke, that ran like a champ.. I sold it to a relative who's wife wrecked it the first time she rode it... Ass over head nosedive after a unexpected wheelstand due to too much throttle and dumping the clutch.. Handlebars, front suspension twisted, tank banged up..
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I hear ya. I had a '67 Delta 88 that I sold to a buddy's FIL. He wrapped it around a telephone pole the first month he had it. Only the size and weight of the Olds kept the guy from killing himself.
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#10. my dad ran a concrete crew and I had seen many a fool around barrel mixers.
ReplyDeletein the army, I made the mistake of showing some guys how to do it the right way (not getting killed or injured by it ) and the clown in charge found out my name and TDY my ass for 6 weeks ! I mixed a lot of concrete in that time. worse overseas trip EVER !
dave in pa.
Stupid should hurt. Applies to most of them.
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#4. It's a good thing she was wearing her mask, it could have been worse
ReplyDelete#8 - we found the guy with self preservation instincts.
ReplyDelete#2 AAAGGGHHHHHH!
ReplyDelete8) Build Back Better?
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ReplyDelete#3 I'm 75 and driven my share of fence posts through life. Some out of the bucket on my tractor. I never found a need to take a full swing like that. Maybe once it was drove in good and sturdy but never when it's still wobbly.
"Some folks just ate up with the dumb ass."
ReplyDelete#5 ... No woman in the history of womankind has ever accurately gauged her own weight or dimensions. Try to pass a woman in an aisle at the supermarket with a polite "Excuse me" and she will pull the caboose in by an inch or two at best. It is at that point that I usually have to snarl, "C'mon, sister, it's a HELL of a lot bigger than that!"
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm quite the lady's man.
Your comment made me laugh.... Thanks
Delete#5- It won't hold up that big fat ass.
ReplyDelete#2 That final rinse!
ReplyDeleteTake the mask off, it’s causing brain cells to die.
ReplyDelete#2: Might be time for that guardrail.
ReplyDelete#4: Yeah well, she's wearing that mask. We know she's oxygen depleted.
#7: For her sake I hope that oven wasn't on.