ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — A suspected thief gulped down two pairs of diamond earrings during his arrest on the side of a Florida Panhandle highway last week, detectives say, leaving them with the unenviable task of waiting to “collect” the Tiffany & Co. jewelry worth nearly $770,000.
Private Spook, You had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links, but in your case I’ll settle for diamond earrings
ReplyDeleteTwo pair baubles $770,000? That's almost $200k per ear lobe. I'm going to rush right out and buy 10 pair for the wifely unit and my 9 side chicks.
ReplyDeleteThat's gonna hurt like a mother fucker shitting then out, especially if they're the hook on type
ReplyDeleteHow bad do you have to screw up as a police officer to get that assignment?
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