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Monday, March 10, 2025

Your Monday Morning Florida Report

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — A suspected thief gulped down two pairs of diamond earrings during his arrest on the side of a Florida Panhandle highway last week, detectives say, leaving them with the unenviable task of waiting to “collect” the Tiffany & Co. jewelry worth nearly $770,000.
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7 comments:

  1. bogsidebunnyMarch 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM

    Private Spook, You had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links, but in your case I’ll settle for diamond earrings

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  2. AnonymousMarch 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM

    Two pair baubles $770,000? That's almost $200k per ear lobe. I'm going to rush right out and buy 10 pair for the wifely unit and my 9 side chicks.

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  3. DarylMarch 10, 2025 at 6:44 AM

    That's gonna hurt like a mother fucker shitting then out, especially if they're the hook on type

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  4. Univ of Saigon 68March 10, 2025 at 7:48 AM

    How bad do you have to screw up as a police officer to get that assignment?

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  5. AnonymousMarch 10, 2025 at 8:33 AM

    2 words
    Caster Oil
    Give him a couple of spoon fulls and get out of the way
    JD

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  6. greggBCMarch 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM

    No need to wait. Go in after them

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  7. AnonymousMarch 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM

    Jaythan ith thit out of luck.
    --Tennessee Budd

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