Cobra chicken. When they come at you with their head slightly down and looking up, raise your own arms to the side and snap kick that bastard in the head - hard. They learn territory pretty quick.
Bunch of these used to come around at my work. I found an umbrella to be a good defense. When they come at you neck down, acting all badass, you point the umbrella at them and start opening and closing it fast, like they are flapping wings. They immediately find another place to be.
I had one come at me last Spring when I parked my patrol truck too near his nesting mate in one of the parking lots at my workplace. He made three tries, and I batted him away with a 3 D-cell Maglite each time. The first two knocked him away and he came right back. The last one sent him across the top of the truck, which gave me time to get back in and get the hell away from him. LOL
#2 in 1985 I was living in baton rouge. Some apartments, big retention pond out back. Buddy and I got the bright idea to lure a goose in so we could catch it and cook it. Alcohol was certainly involved. Apt had a front entryway door and a door on the side off the kitchen. We got the goose to come in thru the kitchen door, my buddy dropping bread. I went around behind it and pulled the kitchen door shut. It was about that time that the goose realized it was in an enclosed space. wingspan just a bit wider than the width of the galley kitchen. goose shit everywhere, dishes knocked over. By the time I got the door back open and we shooed that bastard out there was quite a mess. I still hear about that from my wife once in a while.
#2 Raised geese as a kid. I was small, and I mean small, and had to deal with those assholes. Found the best way was to wait for that long neck to stretch out, then grab them just behind the head, hoist them up as high as you can and shake the hell out of them. They won't do it again.
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#2 - That is way too funny!!! Good on the Canada (or is it "Canadian"?) goose!!!
ReplyDeleteCobra chicken.
DeleteWhen they come at you with their head slightly down and looking up, raise your own arms to the side and snap kick that bastard in the head - hard. They learn territory pretty quick.
Bunch of these used to come around at my work. I found an umbrella to be a good defense. When they come at you neck down, acting all badass, you point the umbrella at them and start opening and closing it fast, like they are flapping wings. They immediately find another place to be.
DeleteCanada Goose,
Delete(They don’t was to Canadian either)
I had one come at me last Spring when I parked my patrol truck too near his nesting mate in one of the parking lots at my workplace. He made three tries, and I batted him away with a 3 D-cell Maglite each time. The first two knocked him away and he came right back. The last one sent him across the top of the truck, which gave me time to get back in and get the hell away from him. LOL
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#2: The trick is to use nothing less than #4 shot.
Delete#5 - Drinking and bouncing don't mix very well...
ReplyDelete#6 is gonna hurt for a while. Road rash right there
ReplyDeleteLove the one with the goose. My kid loathes Canada geese due to similar issues at college. One of his favorite critters to hunt as a result
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#3. I wonder what Asian cuss words were going through his head
ReplyDeleteAll of them.
Delete# 9. Too much air under the boat, happens every time
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#1: A stool sample?...
ReplyDeleteMore like a Fool Sample!
Delete#1 For some reason I knew exactly how it would end. But, I'm glad people continue to do really stupid things so I can laugh at them.
ReplyDelete#2 in 1985 I was living in baton rouge. Some apartments, big retention pond out back. Buddy and I got the bright idea to lure a goose in so we could catch it and cook it. Alcohol was certainly involved. Apt had a front entryway door and a door on the side off the kitchen. We got the goose to come in thru the kitchen door, my buddy dropping bread. I went around behind it and pulled the kitchen door shut. It was about that time that the goose realized it was in an enclosed space.
ReplyDeletewingspan just a bit wider than the width of the galley kitchen. goose shit everywhere, dishes knocked over. By the time I got the door back open and we shooed that bastard out there was quite a mess.
I still hear about that from my wife once in a while.
The munchies can be a bitch sometimes, huh?
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ReplyDeleteCould watch #7 all day! Absolutely HATE those low-rider pogo-stick fuckin' cars and the "lifestyle" that goes with'em. Scarecrow
ReplyDelete#3: You see the look on his face? Every single adult male, at some time in his life, has had that look on their face.
ReplyDelete#7 some auto ballet
ReplyDeleteThat Canada goose one must be why Gretch in MI is planning on gassing a bunch of them to get rid of them.
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1. Suddenly Bubba realized he made a terrible mistake.
ReplyDelete#9 I raced inflatables for a while, went back to outboard drag racing, it's safer.
ReplyDelete#8 Sumbitch got what he deserved!
ReplyDeleteI see assholes like that every damn day.
#2 Raised geese as a kid. I was small, and I mean small, and had to deal with those assholes. Found the best way was to wait for that long neck to stretch out, then grab them just behind the head, hoist them up as high as you can and shake the hell out of them. They won't do it again.
ReplyDelete#8 is my favorite # 1 close second, fafo!
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