#1 - Happened to me once. Took the rottie out for a bathroom break, and stood about halfway down the porch stairs to admire the night sky. Didn't notice she had seen a rabbit in the yard. She took off running, and when she got to the end of the 15-foor retractable lease I was faceplanted on the concrete sidewalk.
#1 yeah I've got two aussie mixes and we have the extra-large retractable leads, with about a 20ft tape on them. They can get going 0-60 in that length, and just about take your arm with them.
The chances of a Duck Genghis Khan uniting all the flocks into a single horde and marching them off to conquer all of Eurasia are small, but not non-existent.
#1 My step-dog was a big Lab who had been trained to pull toboggans. He almost pulled my shoulder out of the socket a few times. #3 He expected something different to happen? #8 Evil genius at play. Al_in_Ottawa
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#1 - Happened to me once. Took the rottie out for a bathroom break, and stood about halfway down the porch stairs to admire the night sky. Didn't notice she had seen a rabbit in the yard. She took off running, and when she got to the end of the 15-foor retractable lease I was faceplanted on the concrete sidewalk.
ReplyDelete# 6. Wow, ducks for miles
ReplyDelete# 9. Goats don't care
# 10. I resemble that remark
JD
#6 - Crossing rice paddies like we did in Vietnam...
DeleteI guess you ducked a lot while crossing...
Delete10 - my eldest did that to a cop. He thought it was funny as hell.
ReplyDelete4 'Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me (Bust your buns, bust your buns)
ReplyDelete#1 yeah I've got two aussie mixes and we have the extra-large retractable leads, with about a 20ft tape on them. They can get going 0-60 in that length, and just about take your arm with them.
ReplyDelete#3: Unlike structure, brush or forest fires that's a freakin' wild fire.
ReplyDelete#4: I'd offer to give her mouth to mouth after that accident, but I don't need any more loose teeth rattling around in my mouth.
#9: You think Pidgeon shit plopping on your head is bad.
Birdie birdie in the sky
DeleteDropped a load right in my eye.
Me not sad,
Me no cry
Me just glad that cows don't fly.
#10 now that’s an attitude.
ReplyDelete4 is a perfect example of why women shouldn't have pockets in their pants
ReplyDelete#7 - I had to watch that one about five times...
ReplyDelete#9 - Kudzu control in the south.
ReplyDelete#9 - Mmmmmmmm... mighty fine eatin... bbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt.
ReplyDelete#5- Never give up, sweetheart.
ReplyDeleteThe chances of a Duck Genghis Khan uniting all the flocks into a single horde and marching them off to conquer all of Eurasia are small, but not non-existent.
ReplyDelete#1 My step-dog was a big Lab who had been trained to pull toboggans. He almost pulled my shoulder out of the socket a few times.
ReplyDelete#3 He expected something different to happen?
#8 Evil genius at play.
Al_in_Ottawa
#6 and #9 epic!
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