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Monday, April 28, 2025

You know what day it is..... gifdump

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29 comments:

  1. #1 That's it, stand on those brakes. Turn the wheels all ya want, locked up yer going straight.
    #9 Is anyone surprised? Of course not.

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  2. #9 Hit the switch ya idjit.

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    1. Some kid probably locked the trigger and put it back. She hit the grade and gas started flowing, probably the kids recording. They were doing that prank around here for awhile.

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  3. That last one is funny! The lady who can't turn the fuel off is sad....

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  4. If you can't lay block left-handed and jump to the other side to keep going right-handed remember, the line is on the other side of the block now.

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  5. #5- Didn't they have this same problem in Promontory UT a few years back?
    #6- I'm surprised they figured out how to use a bucket-
    #7- If you're going to jump the pickup, you really should go a bit faster-
    #9- Pumping gas is sooo stressful- I think I need a cigarette to calm down-

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  6. #8, My sister had that happen to her in Wichita Falls, TX. She came inches from t-boning the cop. She pulled in behind him at the traffic stop and reamed his ass out. He threatened to arrest her until she told him she had the entire thing on her dashcam. He then became Mr. sweet and apologetic.

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    1. And if you hit the cop, it's your fault. Fuck'em. All of them.

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    2. Unfortunately, many police officers are "garbage men." That is, they have to deal with all of the human garbage that it out there disrespecting and fighting with them all day every day.

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    3. That cop is a Maryland State Trooper - sneaky bastards and NEVER wrong.
      Ed

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  7. #8 - "Bandit One to Bandit Two - you got a Smokey on Your Trail !"

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  8. # 8 Rolling south on I65 in Indiana doing about 75mph we were passed by a car flying low to the ground ... out of nowhere this state trooper comes out of the gravel in the middle in hot persuit.... We passed them about 5 miles later with the driver in the backseat of the patrol car..
    JD

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  9. #3 When i first saw this one i thought it was another DEI Cinderella, she looked like a plumped out version of her.
    #5 It seems like he would have noticed the trench didn't line up before he ever put a block down

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    1. Not if he was DEI inbred with 1 crossed eye.

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  10. One of the hardest things for new snowmobilers to learn is how to ride your momentum up and over an obstacle. 200 HP is not always your friend.

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  11. #8. I was the guy passing in a no passing zone one time. Passed this slow ass sumbitch, doing 70 in a 45 and as I was pulling back over into the correct lane, looked ahead and saw the trooper parked in an empty lot. I just slowed down and pulled over before he even had a chance to turn his lights on. It could have possibly cost me 12 points on my license, but the trooper was cool , warning on the passing infraction and down to a 55 in a 45 for the speeding.

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    1. I just recently got caught doing 86 in a 55. Yikes. Automatic super speeder violation there. BUT, soon as I saw the cop, I pulled over. In the time it took to do that, 3 others behind me pulled over thinking they were getting pulled over as well. He had to walk the line and dismiss all the other cars. He was laughing his ass off when he got up to me. Thanked me for pulling over so quick and gave me 65 in a 55. Whew. Plus I just changed insurance companies the month before. Nice.

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  12. #10 And they were never seen again...

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  13. #3 - My 11 year old pointed out that this was recorded on a phone. Yes. it's a security camera. but somebody is replaying it while recording the replay on their phone.

    And I can't disagree. That's the quickest and easiest way to post it on the internet. What a weird wonderful world we live in.

    John G.

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  14. In the summer I have to mow my pool twice a week 🙃

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  15. #8 - For what seems like forever, I have seen traffic infractions and asked myself, "Where is a cop when you need one?" This short video proves that karma is real.

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    1. Once in a great while we have the pleasure of seeing a wreckless asshole actually get the consequences they deserve. Sure doesn't happen often, though. I think I've been a firsthand witness to such a perfectly timed FAFO maybe three or four times in the 35 years I've been driving. There is something immensely satisfying about it when it happens right in front of you.

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    2. The cop infraction caused more danger than the guy passing.

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    3. Big D, if they're actually 'wreckless' then they must be pretty good drivers.
      --Tennessee Budd

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  16. #2 he walks away to avoid consequences? Nothing to see here.

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  17. #5-new string line convert.

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  18. #9 I have seen a pump that 100% would NOT shut off, and the dang emergency shutoff switch was 20 yards away on another building.... Not many people even know there are emergency shutoff switches.. No idea if this is what happened here or not... at least she isn't spraying it all over the car.

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  19. I saw #4 thru my windshield recently, only it was a jacked up 1-ton dually driven by a 15-year-old operating on a farm permit that backed into me. His daddy was riding shotgun.

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