#7. A guy noticed that his prick was turning orange and went to see the doctor. Doctor says, there's no illness that would cause that, maybe some chemical? What kind of work do you do? Guy says I'm unemployed. Doc then asks what do you do all day? Guy says sit around the house watching porn and eating Cheetos.
I get more sun and a couple hundred less inches of snow here in the winter.
Living in a swamp cuts down on the idiocy here, and I have long avenues of approach that are fairly easily defended unless the mud and bogs are frozen.
1 And politicians 11. I don't know if anyone finds it interesting but, I admit to being an ass hole. 16. Try paying your rent on time and not tearing the place up first.
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#7. A guy noticed that his prick was turning orange and went to see the doctor.
ReplyDeleteDoctor says, there's no illness that would cause that, maybe some chemical? What kind of work do you do?
Guy says I'm unemployed.
Doc then asks what do you do all day?
Guy says sit around the house watching porn and eating Cheetos.
Hahahahahaha
Delete#14. Minnesota.
ReplyDeleteI agree, flat and cold
Delete"Flat and cold, muslim and socialist."
DeleteI get more sun and a couple hundred less inches of snow here in the winter.
DeleteLiving in a swamp cuts down on the idiocy here, and I have long avenues of approach that are fairly easily defended unless the mud and bogs are frozen.
Still laughing
ReplyDelete1 And politicians
ReplyDelete11. I don't know if anyone finds it interesting but, I admit to being an ass hole.
16. Try paying your rent on time and not tearing the place up first.
# 9 Brutal
ReplyDeleteJD
#12 To the person who wrote that pun...I like the way you think
ReplyDeleteMichael in Nelson
#2 - because I don't want to be mistaken for gay.
ReplyDelete#20 - If a limp wrist libtard sees this one, they may have an emotional meltdown and have to run home to mommy to get into their "safe space."
ReplyDelete#5 - I stuff mine with Milk Bones & Bacon treats - you?
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