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Monday, May 05, 2025

A weenie wagger's home away from home

Residents of a Seattle neighborhood are pushing for the city to do something to stop alleged criminal acts — including "rampant public masturbation" — at their local park.
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  1. "rampant public masturbation"....Apparently Circle Jerks are making a cum back

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  2. I'm at a loss with this.... Around here the first time a pervert pulled his dick out to ask if anyone wanted to touch it would be the last time he did that because he would lose it iterally....Maybe it t would be found in a bush or something similar later, maybe not ..
    JD

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  3. Seems like something that could be more effectively handled with a little vigilante justice.

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    1. Don't dare up in Seattle, frigging Marxist Capital of Washingtonstan, as you would be the one facing various serious charges!

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  4. Seattle democrats will be starting a campaign for free tissue dispensers in all parks, even kiddie parks.

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    1. Betting Gov. Tampon-Tim Walz is all over this.

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  5. How about a good swift kick in the nuts then a good ass whuppin. That always used to work.

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  6. Well shit...looks like I'm gonna have to change my vacation plans.

    Mom caught me rubbing one out once...screamed "get down off the roof before the neighbors see you!"

    Woulda thought my sense of humor woulda matured by now. It hasn't.

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  7. Pepper spray on the the exposed flesh works well as a deterrent
    Mac

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  8. All part of the plan comrade, keep the prol’s dependent on the government for everything. Independent action will be punished.

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