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Tuesday, May 13, 2025

As if she didn't smell cheesy enough

A Florida woman was recently arrested for repeatedly attacking her wife during an onslaught that began by shoving “cheesy nachos” down her pants, according to law enforcement in the Sunshine State.
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13 comments:

  1. Univ of Saigon 68May 13, 2025 at 7:56 AM

    I think we should see a picture of the wife, to determine if she is, in fact, overweight. If so, it would bolster Swan's case that she had cause to engage in this interchange with her wife.

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  2. From the booking photo, she looks totally stoned.

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  3. Crime statistics clearly show that there is not a more VIOLENT demographic than lesbian couples. Greater rates of domestic violence than any other.

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    1. That's because they're trying to prove their manhood.

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    2. Likeliest cause is that they don't have a man around to tell them to calm down.

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  4. Fumunda cheese flavored.

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  5. "Deez is nacho pants!"

    I'll see myself out...

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  6. The cheesy nachos down her pants were immediately comsummed by a bearded clam.

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  7. Omg… lots of white eyeball under the iris…. Psychotic as hell

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  8. Her cheese done slid off her cracker...

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  9. Damn that's nasty
    JD

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  10. Cunts Snatch Pack, three exciting new flavors! Vanilla, Chocolate, and Menstrual.
    Try some today!

    Neck

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  11. Jalapeño yo what?

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