There were actually three popes from Africa,: Pope Victor I (reigned 189-199 AD), Pope Miltiades (reigned 311-314 AD), and Pope Gelasius I (reigned 492-496 AD).
#9 ... My employer organizes an "Ice cream social" once every spring. For the most awkward, autistic, anti-social tech dweebs that ever existed. I see colleagues I never knew I had, sneaking out of the cypher-locked classified labs and squinting in the harsh fluorescent light of the breakroom to grab a cone before scurrying back into the privacy of their dark, safe cocoons. "Social", my arse.
Tater chips are bagged by weight, not volume...and the volume of air always takes up more space than the weight of the chips. No way, no how one can buy a "full" bag of chips. Tho the bags are loaded, automatically by machine, a human being eventually has to "touch" the bag, usually when the bags are boxed for shipment, and the human should have felt that bag "weighed" way more than it should have and not packed it in the box. Most production codes on a product these days track the package from the beginning to the out the door process, so "they" know who did it. Google "Modern Marvels"/snack foods. Very cool vid on the production is on the inherwebz. Major FL Plant close to my AO. Their cooking oil comes in on RR Tanker cars.
#14 Think about how many "conspiracy theories" have turned out to not only be true but actually very understated... Yeah.
So to restate the meme: Anxiety is you realizing how much you suck, everybody hates you, and nothing will ever turn out right for you. Especially if they get to know the "real you!"
These are great thanks for all you do it gets me though my tough day. 19 is redneck not hillbilly. Hillbillies would have a 70s model that was their daddy's F100. Ranger. And would never defile it
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# 20 That's funny and probably true
ReplyDeleteJD
Ironically he would have been the most based pope.
DeleteThere were actually three popes from Africa,: Pope Victor I (reigned 189-199 AD), Pope Miltiades (reigned 311-314 AD), and Pope Gelasius I (reigned 492-496 AD).
Delete#11 Gennette is now part of the problem...
ReplyDelete#9 ... My employer organizes an "Ice cream social" once every spring. For the most awkward, autistic, anti-social tech dweebs that ever existed. I see colleagues I never knew I had, sneaking out of the cypher-locked classified labs and squinting in the harsh fluorescent light of the breakroom to grab a cone before scurrying back into the privacy of their dark, safe cocoons. "Social", my arse.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'm stupid but I don't get # 12.
ReplyDeleteSold by weight, not by volume. Ever seen a full chip bag?
DeleteTater chips are bagged by weight, not volume...and the volume of air always takes up more space than the weight of the chips. No way, no how one can buy a "full" bag of chips. Tho the bags are loaded, automatically by machine, a human being eventually has to "touch" the bag, usually when the bags are boxed for shipment, and the human should have felt that bag "weighed" way more than it should have and not packed it in the box. Most production codes on a product these days track the package from the beginning to the out the door process, so "they" know who did it. Google "Modern Marvels"/snack foods. Very cool vid on the production is on the inherwebz. Major FL Plant close to my AO. Their cooking oil comes in on RR Tanker cars.
DeleteIgnore the number. Chip bags are never that full. That’s it. That’s the joke.
DeleteWiscoDave
The bag was way over filled. I usually get the next one that has two chips and lots of air.
DeleteWell, I'm pretty smart, and I don't get it either.
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#14 Think about how many "conspiracy theories" have turned out to not only be true but actually very understated... Yeah.
ReplyDeleteSo to restate the meme: Anxiety is you realizing how much you suck, everybody hates you, and nothing will ever turn out right for you. Especially if they get to know the "real you!"
LOL!
John G.
#1………😈
ReplyDeleteEd357
#5 is so true, I don't need their bullshit either.
ReplyDeleteGet off my lawn.
Great line-up Kenny. I stole number 1 without any hesitation! You know if Trump said "don't"......
ReplyDeleteThese are great thanks for all you do it gets me though my tough day. 19 is redneck not hillbilly. Hillbillies would have a 70s model that was their daddy's F100. Ranger. And would never defile it
ReplyDelete#18 Only happens if you have more than two bags.
ReplyDeleteMichael in Nelson