#14: can confirm. Used to cook at an English pub where lots of real Brits came for holiday. The waitress would let me know when there was a table of ‘em. Drop the fries in the grease, put the liver on the grill, put the veg on to boil. Go have a leisurely smoke. Flip the meat, poke at the fries and veg. Go have another smoke. Let it go for a while. Once everything was a gray-brown inedible mush, send it out.
Never failed to get a “Compliments to the chef, it’s just like ‘ome, it is.”
I’ve got a lot to say about Brits on holiday, but it lines up perfectly with the Monty Python sketch.
Every day for the last 25 odd years, and on the weekends. Too close to retirement now. I plan to keep calling out sick until they fire me, then collect unemployment as long as possible. BFTTW.
Can't remember exactly how to spell her name, something like Milaynia Vayntraub. Actress and "comedian" (but not funny) who is a raging leftist bint. Of Ukrainian jewish descent, so her repulsive views and attitude makes perfect sense (every single time, indeed). I don't care how nice her jugs are, I'd never spend a second tolerating that shrew, even to cop a feel. Very likely to draw a false sexual assault charge just by hanging out with this type anyway, because that's how they roll.
She had this bizarre short lived YouTube interview show called "Lets Talk About Something More Interesting" It's still up on YouTube. It wasn't really funny at least as I understand the concept of humor.
Yep on #2. Wife is a teacher and she and I had our son born on August 30. Timing was really meant to conserve worst time of pregnancy (last trimester - get it out ! :^) during summer vacation. It worked - I think she went back to classroom near the end of October. Then had Thanksgiving and Christmas days off.
#20 and the US Navy pretty much inoculated me against being easily offended. And helped develop my wicked sense of humor that’s totally inappropriate for the 21st century.
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#14: can confirm. Used to cook at an English pub where lots of real Brits came for holiday. The waitress would let me know when there was a table of ‘em. Drop the fries in the grease, put the liver on the grill, put the veg on to boil. Go have a leisurely smoke. Flip the meat, poke at the fries and veg. Go have another smoke. Let it go for a while. Once everything was a gray-brown inedible mush, send it out.
ReplyDeleteNever failed to get a “Compliments to the chef, it’s just like ‘ome, it is.”
I’ve got a lot to say about Brits on holiday, but it lines up perfectly with the Monty Python sketch.
9. All. The. Time.
ReplyDeleteEvery day for the last 25 odd years, and on the weekends. Too close to retirement now. I plan to keep calling out sick until they fire me, then collect unemployment as long as possible. BFTTW.
Delete#15 - She's great to look at but my understanding is that she's an absolute raving, left wing lunatic........
ReplyDeleteNice tits, though.
DeleteHer knockers are the only reason anyone noticed her.
DeleteI can hear her now
DeleteUhhh who is she?
DeleteWhen she was doing the commercials I had to imagine what they looked like. Now I realize I underestimated her.
DeleteCan't remember exactly how to spell her name, something like Milaynia Vayntraub. Actress and "comedian" (but not funny) who is a raging leftist bint. Of Ukrainian jewish descent, so her repulsive views and attitude makes perfect sense (every single time, indeed). I don't care how nice her jugs are, I'd never spend a second tolerating that shrew, even to cop a feel. Very likely to draw a false sexual assault charge just by hanging out with this type anyway, because that's how they roll.
DeleteI don't care, #15 is good!
DeleteShe was in some wireless phone commercial on the tv.
Charlie, she was (still is?) the spokesman for Verizon.
DeleteShe had this bizarre short lived YouTube interview show called "Lets Talk About Something More Interesting" It's still up on YouTube. It wasn't really funny at least as I understand the concept of humor.
Delete#2 no idea what this means.
ReplyDeleteAbility to take maternity leave during a school year and get paid.
DeleteOr when the going gets tough on a deployment.
DeleteNot to mention the English teacher trying to get pregnant is male.
DeleteYep on #2. Wife is a teacher and she and I had our son born on August 30. Timing was really meant to conserve worst time of pregnancy (last trimester - get it out ! :^) during summer vacation. It worked - I think she went back to classroom near the end of October. Then had Thanksgiving and Christmas days off.
Delete# 1. Too much truth
ReplyDelete# 18. Genius, throw in a few scrambled eggs and let's eat
JD
#3 may be the most expensive place I've ever spent the night, but because of being there, I'm still alive and kicking.
ReplyDelete#20 and the US Navy pretty much inoculated me against being easily offended. And helped develop my wicked sense of humor that’s totally inappropriate for the 21st century.
ReplyDeleteGood for you.
DeleteHeltau
Settle down there. There's nothing wrong with your sense of humor, its the 21st century that's inappropriate for almost everything.
Delete#20 Those shows are still around on the web! Todays TV crap is just that, CRAP!
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